#danharry

• seen harry's dick. on a ledge. in his underwear and stupid little white undershirt.

• has had harry touch his dick

• has told harry "i love you" and vice versa

• let harry Meet The Parents™ at a French Restaurant™

• held hands with harry. multiple times.

• had harry fall asleep on his chest after a dramatic scene where Dan is in a coma

• been at a strip club with harry. also saluted a guy's dick same episode, i wouldn't question it

• been comforted by harry about erectile dysfunction. for some reason. just two straight guys talking about their dicks. yk. like normal straight dudes.

• begged harry on his **knees** not to marry another girl

• been awfully touchy with harry (i mean maybe thats just how he is, but like. damn. they be touchin each others' shoulders and arms and givin each other no seating space)

• asked harry "if you move in with margaret, would we still... hang out? 🙁" (yk. like a bottom)

• been sososososo close to harry's face many times. like. kissing distance. your honor they need to kiss

• known that "SWMBS" means "single white male bisexual swinger". im not **saying** he's bi, but... what straight guy knows that off the top of his head