#dane brooks

Hey, this is going to be our first Blog Update. In this Blog Update I will introduce myself along with attempt to explain what has happened so far in our session. My name is Dane Brooks, Hero of LOMAO, the Land of Mines and Oceans. I wield katanakind and fshngrodkind. My Denizen is Njord. The other players in this session are Iris Addison, Hero of LOSAS, the Land of Storms and Strings. And Fuji, Hero of LOCAW. Now we recently found out that our session cannot bear any fruit and we are not able to win it in its state. Which meant that we needed to initiate something called “The Scratch” with Iris’ “Scratch Construct”. It’s basically a session resetter, which means that we will all get erased and let the next generation play the game in the hopes that they may complete the game. Not that it really matters for us, but it’d rather give someone else the chance to win rather than sit here forever. Fuji is probably feeding some pigs or something. So we did. We initiated The Scratch. And nothing happened. We waited for a bit thinking that it may need to charge up or something. And nothing. We’ll keep you updated. - Dane Brooks

Dane here. I have been informed about Discord and have proceeded to create my own Discord Account i will share with Fuji and Iris. Along with our own Discord Server. Now you could help us through this fucked up session in real time! Fun. Link to the Server ===> https://discord.gg/tB9Nzge

You shouldn’t have access to this blog yet god damnit, get your own blog or something. Also what the fuck is a discord?

Dane here. Some news regarding the other kids on Derse. Apparently the boy decided to wake me up on Derse while I was sailing around on my planet. The boy looked a bit freaked out. We talked, his name is Seth Kenzou and he said he was helping his friend Scott into the session until the girl, Daci, accidentally woke him up on Derse. He noticed my tower and decided to wake me up as well to ask a couple questions while the girl went back to sleep in her tower. Mainly asking who the hell I am and why i’m here while im not playing with them on Earth. I did my best to explain my situation, he gave me his chumhandle so I could explain it to him later through Pesterchum. I later gave the others his Pesterchum too so they can ask their own questions. He eventually fell back asleep in MY TOWER and i had to DRAG HIM BACK TO HIS. I can only imagine someone or something woke him up on Earth BUT STILL don’t just drool on my floor. Anyway that’s all. My Advice for today: Don’t drool in my tower. - Dane Brooks

Iris is yelling at me for not waking up one of the kids in the towers. Like I appreciate you would like to meet these kids, but seriously I need to not get eaten here by huge fish. I’m calling this Update #7.5 seeing as there is nothing to really update on whatsoever.

[Last update also doesn’t count.] Dane here. I saw a lot. To start off I also noticed two new towers on Derse’s moon, i checked them out. One contains a sleeping girl with a, hair bun? Ponytail? I don’t know what that is i’m not a girl. The second tower contains a sleeping boy with light hair and very long bangs with what seems to be hairbands holding them? Listen i’m not a fashion expert so I don’t know what that’s called exactly. Not like i really care to be honest. I floated away from the moon to have a better look at the session, the Veil is in the way but I think i could make out two new planets. One looked very deserty while the other just seemed to be covered in clouds. After that I floated closer to Derse. There was no visible commotion around as far as I can tell. Dersites just stared at me. Fun. Anyway i’m awake again, I slept on a damn boat. Hope you’re happy Iris. My Advice for today: Don’t sleep on boats. - Dane Brooks

[THE LAST UPDATE DIDN’T COUNT. SERIOUSLY FUJI YOU DIDN’T EVEN CAPITALIZE] I BLEW UP AN ISLAND. THERE WERE MINES UNDER THE ISLAND. I BLEW UP A WHOLE DAMN ISLAND. UPDATE ON THE SCRATCH: I DONT CARE. I BLEW UP AN ISLAND.

I hate Orcs, they suck. Orcs suck. And i hate them. I feel like i’m slowly starting to realize I am just yelling about whatever I hate at the moment on here. Let’s go down the list shall we? I hate Orcs. I hate Imps. I hate mines. I hate mimes. I hate WATER. And i hate huge fish that try to eat me alive. I’ll be going under an island now to find this damn “Ocean Artifact” that Denizen keeps yapping about. Will update later. - Dane Brooks