#dandy-704

STOP SHOUTING AT ME!

These get sillier as the list goes on

Dandy can’t afford a carriage and is broke because maintaining his century old (Possibly older) robot body is very expensive and he refuses upgrade from steam power or transfer his brain into a newer body.

Lady Parsec has several interchangeable lower halves for different uses. Legs for events and parades in the empire, ect. 

Otto Mozer enjoys hiding in places where he can make horrible sounds and scaring the shit out of anyone who hears him.

Spencer is the most loyal servant of LadyParsec. he loves his job of doing the dirty work.

Bert Gotrax has drawn with permanent ink marker on everyone’s face, except for Spencer and Lady Parsec, because Spencer is just pure energy and drawing on the Universe’s empress face is a really bad idea.

Otto Mozer is seriously reconsidering just being a head in a floating orb.

Dandy has at least poked ten people in the eye with his shoulder things. Mostly by accident. Maybe. Unless it was Bert.

LadyParsec outlawed valentines day. Until a certain blue haired composer came along.

Whenever Spencer is ordered to take out any of Lady parsec’s enemies, he always makes sure he explodes something. 

Dee Klatt has thought about getting an android body like Dandy, but they decided against it as they would not be able to alter their appearence as easily as they can with being a screen. They are interested in possible controlling nanobots to create a body for themselves that can be as fliud and changing as they are.

None of them hang out with terminal 99. Terminal 99 just pops up. Unexpectedly. Scarily.

Spencer and Bert have had some of the worst best rap battles in the history of everything.

Dandy always catches onto memes years after they are popular.

Lady Parsec is considering outlawing Dandy 704 from using memes.

Terminal 99 is also the shit post generator.

Dandy had small red lights installed into his cheeks under the sythetic skin covering so he could blush. Heavens know why.

Otto Mozer has been called a bowl so many times he now answers to it.

Don’t watch 2001 a Space Odyssey with Dandy. He will just whine about how Hal 9000 sings “His song all wrong.” Don’t watch it with Mozer either because he gets scarily happy about how Hal kills “all the Humanoids”