#dancelikeatree

collects rocks

Definitely Steven

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep

Connie

gets drunk and breaks shit

neither

can’t swim

idk Connie?????? They can probably both swim tho

remembers to feed the fish

Steven

puts up Christmas decorations in November

Steven

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting

uhhhhhhhh

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool

I feel like this is something Connie would do

brings the other coffee at work

Steven

takes gym locker room selfies

Steven

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class

well obviously Connie

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table

not at all! Friend or not, if I see an artist who is younger than me and better than me at certain things I don’t get jealous or discouraged, I go “wow, look at them! They must have practiced a lot to get there. I gotta practice more too!”

Phoebe look whaT I FOUND