#dan dumb

guys the other FtMs, transmascs and i spoke and we don't really think the kill all men jokes are funny anymore. yeah no we get that you "don't mean us" but we want you to reflect on why that might be. you know, just like, if it's not too much trouble.

jack townsend doesn't even know he saved my life.

introduced my wife(friend) to John Dies At The End in the hopes that he'd see the overlap between fans of it & TFTGS but now all he does is send me knockoff Jack, Jerry and Spencer fanart/j (sorry but they also have a blond guy, a flannel guy and a tired guy..................)

listening to the TFTGS audiobooks is like hell yea brother none of us know what's going on and what's real or not

Stan Pines has a crooked nose because it was broken (once or twice) and was never set right. i know this because I love him and it was revealed to me as sacred knowledge in a dream.

Jack being afraid of intimacy because all of the everything that's happened to him and Spencer being largely incapable of it through no fault of his own.... together they could create a truly horrifying and warped version of love...

i need tftgs plushes right now or i will die and then come back as a zombie to riot