calum’s the type of guy who will pretend to be asleep when u get up in the morning to go shower, and he’ll lazily have one eye open while he watches you climb out of bed, look @ urself in the mirror and hang ur towel by the shower. a little smirk coming across his lips because he knows how fucking gorgeous you look, y’know all tired and shit, so then you’ve already slipped out of your little pajama shorts, and your glorious ass is on full display to him, and he’s got all these thoughts bubbling around in his groggy brain like how much willpower it’s gonna take for him to roll out of bed and join you in there, but as he’s hungrily waiting for you to tug off his state champs tee that u used as a night shirt, you turn around closing the door, “i know you’re awake, you dipshit.” and he hears the water turn on so he shouts back, “so? it wasn’t stopping you before!” and then he’s barely able to hear you laugh, your head thrown back with humor, “yeah, nice try buddy.”

















