ship meme - Damien and Sean
Who’s more dominant: Damien
Who’s the cuddler: Look, these two have no idea how to keep their hands off of each other.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Damien is usually the big spoon
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Music, dancing, doing random stuff with the kids
Who uses all the hot water: They often shower together
Most trivial thing they fight over: Lube flavors
Who does most of the cleaning: They have a really good system to split the work
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Damien pays for them, Sean controls what’s on because Damien couldn’t care less, as long as they’re doing stuff together
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Damien will try to fix it, get pissed off, and sulk while Sean calls someone else to do it
Who leaves their stuff around: It’s mostly clothes when they’re feeling extra handsy, but that gets cleaned up after
Who remembers to buy the milk: Damien
Who remembers anniversaries: Both because they spoil each other for them
Who cooks normally: Damien
How often do they fight: Pretty much never
What do they do when they’re away from each other: They’re very rarely away from each other so really not much
Nicknames for each other: no real nicknames, will call each other ridiculous pet names that get weirder and weirder to be annoying though
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Damien
Who steals the covers at night: Sean
What would they get each other for gifts: Goofy shit and stuff to use together, mostly. Occasionally super sentimental things
Who kissed who first: Damien
Who made the first move: Damien and there was so much science innuendo in the intial flirting that it’s still a running joke with them
Who remembers things: Both of them remember different things
Who started the relationship: Neither. It really just sort of happened
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Care for each other and make the hurt one feel better
Who is the dirty talker: BOTH
A head canon: Pretty much every room of their home is soundproofed because of just how often those two are all over each other.
