Jan 11, 2023
Matt: This bloodline ends with me.
Jordon: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Matt: This bloodline ends with me.
Jordon: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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I think it’s time that I finally listen to homeless hamburgers.
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A kid at my school is being bullied because of his hair
Today I heard the poor kid poured straightener on it. I have not seen the results. I really wanna take him aside and tell him about DaKurlzz, but he’s not in my class and I’ve already been in trouble this week for: Posting an article on a lady giving out pot brownies on my FB (Seriously, I’ve been straightedge for 16 years, it just looked like someone I knew so I thought it was funny) And today I got in trouble for accusing a student was WAS cheating, of cheating. The student’s mom is a substitute, who (AGAIN) instead of going to me and asking me personally about it, had to go over my head. And on top of this, I’m constantly told I need to kid my kids in line, while the teacher next door to me has kids JUST AS BAD OR WORSE than mind, but she’s cute, 15 years younger, constantly pregnant and good friends with our dept head so no one ever says anything to HER. Anyway, I really wanna take this kid aside and tell him about DaKurlzz but I don’t want to get in trouble. I might do it anyway.
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Hollywood Undead Aesthetic
Why is DaKurlzz gone??
TODAY'S MOOD - HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD VERSION
Da Kurlzz launches a bowling ball. Nice launch, he's surely gonna make a strike. The ball is at the center of the lane: that's surely a fucking strike. No way it's not gonna hit the pins. The ball hits the bowling pins. IT'S A STRIKE. IT'S A STRIKE! One bowling pin trembles but stays still. Deep raspy voice : "Fuck"