May 18
смешная картинка №89
text :: « — call me. // — you're calling.
— no, you're better. // — of course I'm better, but call me anyway. »
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смешная картинка №89
text :: « — call me. // — you're calling.
— no, you're better. // — of course I'm better, but call me anyway. »
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Van: [praying] It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.
Dak: [maniacal laughing]
Dak: Can I kill him now?
Tyler: Charming.
Hanz: He grows on you.
Kaz: Now the kid has got to get to work, and the kid is not to be disturbed. Repeat after me: I will not have sex with Van.
Hanz and Dak: I will not have sex with Van.
Hanz: If I was to flip a coin, what would be the chances of you giving me head?
Dak: Statistically speaking, 50%
Hanz: Realistically?
Dak: 0%
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Van: Why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after they kiss?
Dak: They do, it’s called porn.
Dak: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year aren’t you?
Kaz: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Dak [internally]: Van stopped talking, he wants you to respond, say something stupid.
Dak: I wasn’t thinking about killing you.
Van: Aww, thank you.
Dak [internally]: Nailed it.