Interview with the Gentleman Demon
Tagged by: thesashadowfel
2. What is your real name?
He offers a smile. "Daidh Sadriaal."
3. Do you know why you were called that?
"I forget the details, exactly, but I believe it had something to do with my father. Forgive me if I don't go ask him, but both my parents have passed. It will have to remain one of those lost mysteries.
4. Are you single or taken?
5. Have any abilities or powers?
"I am an instructor at the Sanctum, therefore, it is same to assume that I do have abilities in the dark arts, particularly in demonology, which has been my area of study for quite a while now."
6. Stop being a Mary Sue.
"I'm sorry...I..excuse me?"
7. What’s your eye color?
He looks at the interviewer in disbelief. "Fel green. I.." He shakes his head.
8. How about your hair color?
His eyes gaze upward. "Brown...Really, if you look up, the answers are quite obvious."
9. Have you any family members?
"I do not believe so, although I may find a cousin out there if I really tried."
"No, I don not. I prefer to keep my home clean and not smelling of urine or feces. Or pet food."
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.
"I do not like liars and those who manipulate others."
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
"I tend a rather intricate rose garden upon a small terrace at my apartment. It's relaxing, really, and they make wonderful gifts.
13. Ever hurt anyone before?
"I try not to. I don't even hurt my students, which is usually encouraged. No, I prefer to find alternatives to hurting others."
14. Ever… Killed anyone before?
"That is something best discussed at another time. Next question, please."
15. What kind of animal are you?
He chuckles softly. "Animal? I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about."
16. Name your worst habits.
"I tend to let others walk all over me. I attempt to keep the peace and that happens."
17. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I have not considered that question. I shall have to get back to you on that one."
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
"That's rather rude, don't you think? I do suppose I could say I prefer ladies. Does that sate your curiosity?"
"I believe I said I was a professor. In my line of work, one must continue learning. We never stop learning."
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
He opens his mouth and stops. With a smile, he looks down at his violet cufflinks. "That is a very difficult question. There are many things to consider, especially knowing the art I specialize in. As for marriage...well, I'm not sure. I... I believe you should move on."
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?
"I'm sorry, I don't comprehend."
22. What are you most afraid of?
"I fear...what I could possibly become under the wrong circumstances..."
23. What do you usually wear?
"You will usually find me in fine, tailored suits and ties. I will sometimes bypass the jacket and simply wear a silk vest. Rarely shall you find me in anything else. Except my teaching robes, of course, but that goes over your clothes."
"Love? I haven't spoken with someone enough to 'love'. That requires time and it hasn't happened."
25. When was the last time you wet yourself?
He stares at the interviewer. "I believe I have to go. This is ridiculous."
26. Well, it’s not over yet! …
"I suggest you speed this up, hm?"
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)
"I believe it's safe to say I have moved up to the high class."
28. How many friends do you have?
He chuckles beneath his breath. "That's irrelevant."
29. What are your thoughts on pie?
"Really?" He sighs. "It's fine."
"A nice wine, a cup of coffee, or water."
31. What’s your favorite place?
"My rose garden. I have added a small bench there to simply sit and take in the scent."
32. Are you interested in someone?
He smiles warmly. "I...yes, I am."
33. What’s your bra size and/or how big is your willy.
"That question is extremely rude."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"I believe that is my personal business, thank you."
"Again, my personal business. If you're continue to press on, I shall simply walk up and leave."
37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submisssive?
"Yes, I believe this interview is over." He stands up and shakes his head.
"You know, you're lucky I haven't decided to punch you."
39. Are you wanting this interview to end?
"Excuse me." He walks away, sighing and shaking his head.
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