Yarr! This be yer Secret Santa, bein' all sneaky an' makin' an ass o' myself in the name o' disguise! Might I query what yer favorite accessories to wear might be? Do ye fancy scarves, wrist cuffs, hairclips rrrr whatnot? Do ye even wear all that frippery? AVAST SCALAWAG HORNSWAGGLE BLIMEY
Ahoy there! Arrr, belay that talk, matey. In me current, errrr, work situation, it be nice to have someone else trottin' out the pirate lingo...and me bein' able to respond with no holds barrrrrred!
Let's see. It be pretty chilly below decks where I work, so scarves are always useful. Earrings, too! I be a big fan of earrings. I don't really do the rest, but I'm sure whatever comes will be a surprise.
A quick word though, me Santa...I live way over in Malaysia, so if shippin' be out of the question, it be not too late to change yer course! Thanks fer droppin' by!
