#daewryn

Daewryn: What?

Daewryn: If I go outside and there's mugs on the front lawn, I'm leaving the group.

Mira: *On the bed taking off his shoes* What are you doing?

Daewryn: Ew oh my God that's so much lotion

Svedka: Sure, I’d love to see Daewryn get punched.

Elliot: Try again.

Svedka: I will stop Daewryn from getting punched.

Mira: yeah I can see that

Elliot: Oh no! Here, have my jacket!

Daewryn: Elliot... I'm cold..

-Daewryn gets a cloud of daggers and almost nuts himself -Svedka: “This is my friend Dingle.” Elliot: “I thought it was Dongle?” Daewryn: “Its DAEWRYN!” -Orion the Dragonborn’s business card aka a piece of paper with his name on it and no other information -Elliot roles a nat20 and steals flowers from a poor lady’s garden literally right in front of her and she doesn’t see them do it. She even compliments them on the flowers in their hair. -Road trip! -Road Trip playlist only had “Travel Song” from Shrek the Musical… sorry, Fantasy Shrek the musical -Pan kills a goblin! …after missing 70 times -RIVER -Pan: “I’m not good at words” -Pan getting robbed and then being so pathetic that the thief gives the money back -“Jesus Fantasy Christ” -Svedka gets free drinks bc she’s a Professional Alcoholic™ -Svedka gets Elliot gets drunk for the first time -“I'mmmm sVasted” -Elliot and Svedka sing Karoke “Before He Cheats” on repeat by Fantasy Carrie Underwood -Pan literally sits by the river for 3 hours -Kirin plays in the water bc she’s pure -Svedka skinny dips because she is not pure -Svedka enters the bar Everyone in the bar “SVEDKA!” -“he’s called Mira cause he’s a looker” -*Daewryn tries to flirt* Svedka: “You’re doing amazing sweetie!” *Daewryn ignores Svedka and Elliot trying to be his wingmen* Elliot: “he’s royalty!” -Mira: “ah, let’s go somewhere more quiet” Svedka: *screams* “Get it Dae!” -Fantasy Pharrell Williams Dragon Born from Fantasy “The Voice” -“Is it racist to ask if he knows Orion?” “Yes” -Elliot: “Svedka take Kirin and um leave.” -For 30 minutes we watch Daewryn try to get laid -Daewryn awkwardly and sporadicly moving hands and arms instead of forming actual sentences -DM: “Mira kisses Daewryn-” Us OOC: “Are you going to describe their sex!!?” DM: “omfg no!” -There’s an inn but only Svedka sleeps in the room. Everyone else sleeps outside? -Elliot knocking on the door of Mira’s house the morning after not understanding what happened Elliot: “Daewryn did sleep here? Daewryn did you pay him?” -Daewryn’s new boo gives him his number, or a Stone of (near) Far (wherever you are) Speech -Sexy glade candles -The herb shop smells like some dank weed -#Let Kirin Smoke Marijuana 2k17 -Elliot sneaking lavender oil on Kirin to calm her down -Elliot braiding flowers into Kirin’s tail bc everything about her must stay pure and beautiful -We join a caravan?! -Kirin sees a horse for the first time -Kirin does not like the horse -Elliot being thrilled!! That Kirin let them ride her!!! and Kirin not understanding that that’s a thing horses do -What’s in the box? WHATS IN THE BOX?!