#dadthetroll

Dad: I've decided to let you guys all rent a movie each for our drive to Grandma and Grandpa's. Sis: I wanna get 21 Jump Street!  You guys saw it without me! Dad: Yeah...about that...it's inappropriate. Sis: Can't be worse than We're the Millers! Dad: It was. The cops dry humping the perp and all that. Mom: But the fake mom in We're the Millers pole danced. Dad: (prosaically) Pole dancing is a part of life.