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I'm growing my hair out because I didn't get to grow it out in the 70s, but I'm 70 now and bringing it back! 2021 hippie!
Dad, May 2021
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Hacker concern
Dad: [in Chinese] Okay, give me Jeff's SSN. Say it in Chinese.
VA: [in Chinese] Do you want me to say it in Chinese because you want me to practice Chinese or because you think it's "safer"?
Dad: [in Chinese] I'm worried about hackers
VA: [in Chinese] All the hackers are Chinese. Isn't it safer to speak in English?
Dad: [in Chinese] Some are Russian
VA: [in Chinese] They all know Chinese too!
FWIW, I acquiesced and read the numbers to him in Chinese.
Dad's #1 Getting Married Rule
Jeff: DC is so liberal that you can apply for financial aid to get married... like marriage license financial aid
VA: These people obviously do not know my dad's first rule of getting married
Jeff: If you don't have money, don't get married?
VA: BINGO
Thai Thai vs. Chinese Thai
Dad: Is your brother's girlfriend Thai Thai or Chinese Thai?
Wan: Thai Thai
Dad: How can you tell?
Wan: I looked at her face...?
Why does nobody use penguin to make a coat? Like a penguin down coat? Wouldn't that be very warm? Is it because penguins are protected or something?
Dad, 11/22/18Â
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My dad likes my sister better than me
[Dad calls me]
VA: Hi Dad!
Dad: Where are you? At home?
VA: Yeah
Dad: Did you eat dinner?
VA: Yeah
Dad: What'd you eat? Meatballs?
VA: Yeah. And some cauliflower and cabbage.
Dad: Did you add tomatoes?
VA: No, not this time
Dad: Maybe tomorrow?
VA: Yeah. Did you know my manager was at the same show that we went to on Saturday? She said it was the worst show she'd ever seen!
Dad: Oh, your sister called
VA: Why?
Dad: No, she's calling now. I have to hang up.
VA: Okay... bye bye.
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My dad called ME just to hang up on me to talk to my sister! How rude.
Uh oh, bad guy 來了!
Dad, 2/13/16
Monkeys don't shower
Dad
