Jun 7
Ok but I think Duncan is definitely my favorite.
Nigel next.
(Yes, I am aware of that AO3 fic where Duncan & Nigel double team a trans Will and it'd super hot & I've already subscribed to it)
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Ok but I think Duncan is definitely my favorite.
Nigel next.
(Yes, I am aware of that AO3 fic where Duncan & Nigel double team a trans Will and it'd super hot & I've already subscribed to it)
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My next kickstarter idea
T-shirts with an image of Daddy Nigel on them and the following text printed beneath it
@tiredegggo gets credit whereas I get the restraining order.
A not-insignificant percentage* of masturbation fantasies have involved this man. And this one.
Yes, usually both at once.
* 100%. Literally every time. Since I was baptised & confirmed (I'm keeping track of all my sins for when I do my first confession / reconciliation at chapel. I've got a running total of no. times I've touched myself).
I just want a pyjama shorts and shirt set with Nigel's sausage dogs design, is that too much to ask?
(I would also like Nigel, but I'm focusing on achievable goals right now)
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN"
A serious moment in Clash of the Titans, yet all I can think of is Nigel unzipping his trousers.
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"if that's not the most woeful bit of puffy-fishery I ever did see..."
*drops knickers*
Lol that's a lie.
...
I dropped my knickers the second I saw him headbutt someone π (don't ask me why, I ALWAYS react positively when the person who interests me delivers a Glasgow kiss (headbutt) to a threat)
Me: Lol no, of course I don't have a type!
The characters I would bang in a heartbeat:
* Hannibal Lecter (will kill without remorse) - Mads Mikkelsen
* Duncan Vizla (will kill without remorse) - Mads Mikkelsen
* Nigel Banyai (will kill without remorse) - Mads Mikkelsen
* Markus Hansen (will kill without remorse) - Mads Mikkelsen
Me: ...
I REALLY want to get an oversized t-shirt made to use as a nightshirt with Duncan Vizla on it, but with 'Daddy Vizla' written beneath the image.
And I want one with Nigel on it that's says, 'My Emotional Support Romanian Gangster' around it.
However.
I would need to explain to my Mother what they mean, if I were able to have them made.
Also, I'm shit at art. I wish the artists online just automatically knew what I envision and had them ready to order lol