Jan 25, 2016
TV: (X Files commercial) the truth is still out there...
My Dad: it's *still* out there! we can't get it to come in!!
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TV: (X Files commercial) the truth is still out there...
My Dad: it's *still* out there! we can't get it to come in!!
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I was talking to my dad and he hung out with my sister and her girlfriend in Vegas last weekend. ( we haven't met yet but we will in like 2 years i'm so excited.) And he tells her about me and one of the things he mentions is that I could crush her. I told him he did good, now she had a good amount of fear in her.
so im here having this father and daughter time with dad
he's pooping and smoking in the bathroom while i'm in the living room with my laptop on my lap
we're talking about politics and shit i dont really understand politcs but this is nice
hOLY FUCK OK SO IM SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM ON MY LAPTOP AND I HEAR MY DAD WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY SINGING "MY DAUGHTER IS TUMBLIN', TUMBLIN' DOWN THE STAIRS OF HER SOCIAL LIFE" OH MY GOD
We're watching the cycling and this just happened.
Mum: I wonder how many bugs he gets caught in his teeth.
Dad: He has the best teeth in the whole of the peloton.
Me:
Mum:
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me: WHY AM I SO STRESSED OVER THE OSCARS??
dad: I don't know.... you're not even up for anything...