Jun 28
She thinks her scent is "lavender"? Naaahhh.
It’s cunt slime. Dab some of that "Obsession, Fertility, and need" perfume on the 7 spots. Really let everyone know what an abject whore you are.
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She thinks her scent is "lavender"? Naaahhh.
It’s cunt slime. Dab some of that "Obsession, Fertility, and need" perfume on the 7 spots. Really let everyone know what an abject whore you are.
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