Little Mutant, Big Problems
Summary: The X-Men have faced Sentinels, evil timelines, cosmic threats, and the end of the world more times than they count. None of it prepared them for parenthood.
Between sleepless nights, uncontrolled baby powers, destroyed nursery walls, and tiny hands wrapped around their hearts, every member of the team learns what it means to raise a child in a world that fears mutants.
The team never expected the mansion to become this loud. Tiny footsteps. Midnight crying. Logan arguing with baby formula instructions. Scott pacing at 3 a.m. because you sneezed once.
Then again, nobody expected the X-Men to become soft this fast either...
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πScott Summersπ
You inherited:
Ruby red eyes hidden behind tiny custom baby shades
Thick dark brown hair
Strong mutant energy control instincts
Scottβs serious stare
Scott as a father: Scott treats parenthood like the most important mission of his life. He keeps schedules for feeding, sleeping, medicine, and tummy time pinned across the mansion kitchen.
The first time your optic powers flicker during a nightmare, Scott reacts instantly. His visor activates before he even wakes fully. He scoops you up carefully while whispering calm instructions like heβs defusing a bomb.
βEasy. Easy, sweetheart. Breathe with me.β
You stop crying the second he rests your tiny head against his chest.
Everyone notices Scott smiling more after youβre born. Not huge smiles. Small ones. Soft ones meant only for you.
He carries your diaper bag with military precision.
Nobody is allowed to joke about it.
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π§ Jean Greyπ§
You inherited:
Auburn curls
Golden-green eyes
Early telepathic empathy
Jeanβs calm expression
Jean as a mother: Jean knows what you need before you cry for it. Sometimes before you even wake up.
When youβre upset, she gently projects warmth and comfort into your mind. No pressure. No control. Only reassurance.
The nursery feels peaceful because of her. The air itself calms down around Jean.
One night, she wakes from a nightmare about the future and rushes to your crib. Youβre asleep peacefully with tiny psychic sparks floating around your hands like fireflies.
Jean bursts into tears from relief.
Later, she rocks you beside the window while telepathically humming lullabies directly into your dreams.
You sleep better with her than anyone else.
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πΊLoganπΊ
You inherited:
Wild dark hair with pointed tufts
Sharp canine teeth even as a baby
Heightened senses
Tiny healing factor
Logan as a father: Logan pretends he has no idea what heβs doing.
Everybody knows heβs lying.
The mansion finds him asleep in the nursery recliner almost every night, holding you against his chest while old country music plays quietly nearby.
You stop crying whenever he talks.
His claws never come out around you. Ever.
When you start teething, you accidentally bite through one of his cigar cases. Logan stares at the destroyed metal for ten seconds before laughing harder than anyoneβs heard in years.
βYouβre definitely mine.β
He becomes terrifyingly protective. Nobody raises their voice near you without Logan appearing instantly.
Storm once finds him sewing tiny animal patches onto your jacket by hand at 2 a.m.
He threatens anyone who mentions it.
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β‘οΈOroro Munroeβ‘οΈ
You inherited:
White curls
Bright blue eyes without visible pupils
Weather sensitivity
Ororoβs graceful features
Storm as a mother: The weather changes with your emotions.
Tiny thunder rumbles during tantrums. Soft snow falls outside when you sleep peacefully.
Ororo never loses patience with you.
She carries you through the gardens after rainstorms while teaching you the names of every flower. Her voice stays gentle even when the world around her becomes dangerous.
One evening, lightning flashes during a storm, and you get scared. Before anyone reacts, Ororo wraps you in her cape and lifts both of you into the sky above the clouds.
The storm disappears above you.
Only moonlight remains.
βSee, little one? Even storms pass.β
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π€ Anna Marieπ€
You inherited:
White streaks through your hair
Rogueβs southern accent
Energy absorption through touch
Freckles across your cheeks
Rogue as a mother: Rogue spends months terrified of holding you skin-to-skin.
The first time she does, she cries harder than you.
Nothing happens.
You only grab her finger and laugh.
After that, Rogue refuses to let anyone else carry you for long. She kisses your forehead constantly and calls you every sweet nickname imaginable.
Sugarcube. Darlinβ. Honeybee.
You learn to fly before you learn to walk because Rogue keeps carrying you through the air around the mansion.
When your powers first activate accidentally, Rogue stays perfectly calm while everyone else panics.
βHey now. Mamaβs got you.β
You believe her instantly.
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πRemy LeBeauπ
You inherited:
Red-on-black eyes
Soft brown curls
Charm and kinetic energy powers
Constant mischievous grin
Gambit as a father: Remy spoils you endlessly.
Tiny trench coats. Mini playing cards. Expensive stuffed animals from every mission.
He cheats at baby games and still acts proud when you win.
The first word you say is βPapa,β and Remy brags about it for six straight months.
When your kinetic powers first activate, every toy in the nursery explodes into glittering sparks.
Remy laughs so hard that he falls onto the floor while holding you safely against his chest.
βDatβs my bΓ©bΓ©.β
You become attached to his coat as a comfort item. He acts annoyed every time you drool on it.
He secretly keeps every stained coat forever.
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πBeastπ
You inherited:
Blue fur
Large expressive eyes
Enhanced intelligence
Oversized hands and feet
Beast as a father: Hank reads to you constantly.
Classic literature. Science journals. Poetry.
You chew on half the books.
He still keeps every damaged copy.
Your nursery contains both stuffed animals and advanced educational holograms because Hank genuinely believes babies benefit from βearly intellectual stimulation.β
Logan calls him insane.
Hank ignores him.
One afternoon, Hank catches you stacking blocks in perfect mathematical patterns before youβre even old enough to speak properly.
He immediately takes fifty photos.
βYou, my dear child, are extraordinary.β
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βοΈKurt WagnerβοΈ
You inherited:
Indigo fur
Yellow eyes
Pointed tail
Teleportation sparks
Nightcrawler as a father: Kurt treats parenting like a blessing he never expected.
He sings German lullabies while teleporting gently around the nursery to entertain you. Every bamf leaves tiny clouds that make you giggle uncontrollably.
You love grabbing his tail.
He never minds.
When you have your first teleport accident, you disappear from your crib and reappear hanging halfway out of the kitchen cabinets.
The mansion panics.
Kurt finds you first because he follows your giggling.
Afterward, he baby-proofs the entire mansion in one night.
Even Logan helps.
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π§²Magnetoπ§²
You inherited:
Silver-white hair
Magnetic abilities
Sharp facial features
Intense eyes
Magneto as a father: Erik becomes softer only around you.
Only you.
Metal objects float gently around your crib like mobiles whenever he watches over you. You grab floating spoons and forks like toys while Erik watches proudly.
The Brotherhood never expected Magneto to carry baby wipes in his cape pockets.
Neither did he.
One night, you cry during one of his speeches. Erik immediately stops mid-sentence, walks off stage, and carries you until you fall asleep against his shoulder.
Nobody comments on it.
Nobody survives being stupid enough to comment on it.
Still, every member of Genosha notices the ruler smiling more after your birth.
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