#da moose

Dean: This is MY VROOM!

Cap’n America: This VROOM belongs to AMERICA.

Cas: Sam!

Sam: What is it, Cas?

Cas: Sam, we need to catch up on ANSWERIN’ the MAIL!  We’re TOTES BEHIND!  There’s a message about CHOC’LIT BEER - it’s IMPORTANT.

Sam: Oh, sorry!  I let DEAN borry my LAPTOP an’ he never gave it back.

Sam: Dean, where’s my LAPTOP!

Cas: It’s ‘PORTANT!

Dean: Oh, I loaned it to a DUDE.

Sam; WHAT?  THAT laptop belongs to DA MOOSE!  WHAT DUDE????

Dean: THIS DUDE.

Sam: eep!  SKEERY CLOWN!!!!!!

Cas: Where did he go?

Bucky: Can you move the SEAT UP, buddy?

Sam: DA MOOSE needs ANTLER ROOM, for he is a MAJESTIC MOOSE!  Did either of you see a SKEERY CLOWN???

Sam: Your ANTLER is POKIN’ me!

Sam: DA MOOSE HAT is BACK!!!!

Dean: Oh.  Too bad it’s TOP HAT DAY!!!

Sam: You have come to DA RIGHT MOOSE!  For I am an EXPERT TYPE MOOSE in all things DATING and MOOSIES!!!

Sam: So, let’s say you’re out RIDIN’ in your CAR when you spot a pretty MOOSE.  Or mabes it’s an ANGEL - can’t have everything!!!

Dean: “Uh, hello.  I am NOT a MOOSE.  But ... I’m pretty nice, I guess.  Not as NICE as a MOOSE.  But OK.”

Cas: “Hello.  I am NOT a MOOSE either.  I find you attractive, although I am not as affectionate as I would be were you a MOOSE, which you are not.”

Dean: “So, uh, would you like to do something?  Like go get some DELICIOUS KALE?”  Ugh!  “Or we could .... wallow in the swamp?”

Cas: “Yes, that would be lovely.”

Dean: SAMMIEH, this datin’ dialog you wrote is WEIRD!!

Sam: Wait, I’m WRITIN’!!!  “You have attractive antlers, said Dean.”

Cas: I do not believe I have antlers, Sam.

Finn: Ooo, lookee, a LIGHTSABER.  VNNNNNN!

Stormtrooper dude: TRAITOR!

Poe: Heeeeey, what did you just call my best-est totally platonic friend (who I check out a lot while biting my lip) Finn???

Rey: WORDS can HURT, though not as much as if I THUMP ya with my STICK!

BB8: *beep boop*

Stormtrooper dude: I had a SAD BACKSTORY.

Kylo Ren: *mopes*

Rey: So did my dumb COUSIN.

Poe: Hey, I got an idea!

Poe: Let’s all eat some D’LICIOUS CHOC’LIT STORMTROOPER CEREAL while I play some TUNES!  “Stars Wars, nothing but STAR WARS....”

Stormtrooper Dude: Ooo, is that ME!

Finn: Sure thing!  You’re CRISPY and D’LICIOUS in MILK!

Kylo Ren: *mopes*

Sam: So there it is, my new STORMPILOT OT7 Finn-Poe-Rey-Kylo-BB8-SOME-TROOPER-DUDE DRAMATICAL STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS with CHOC’LIT CEREAL FAN FICTION!!!!

Sam: What d’ya think?

Dean; Uhhhhhh....