#d.teddy

weird? yes. wrong? probably. is that going to stop darcy from making his way down the hall and directly into teddy’s room? absolutely not. question: what incredibly stupid decision is darcy faust going to make tonight? a. shoot up again, b. kill himself, c. suck teddy’s dick, or d. send a nude to the family group chat. the shirt he pulled on before locking in his final answer ( if you, audience member, guessed C. SUCK TEDDY’S DICK give yourself a pat on the back !! ) is frayed at the bottom seam and so faded that the godfather logo wouldn’t even show if it was on right side out.

the backs of his knuckles rap against teddy’s door once, twice, and pause before he reaches for the doorknob. “Open up, Teds ---” 

honesty hour! || x ||  @wtcddy 

clap for headcanons || darcy

1. teddy has broken darcy’s nose three times– that is to say that eva has confirmed that his nose was broken.

2. one of darcy’s favorite things to do to teddy ( should circumstances allow it ) is to sneak up behind him, hug him from behind, and whisper sweet nothings– and by sweet nothings, darcy means i’m going to fuck that bussy tonight.

3. any time that darcy, teddy, and oliver are together, you can bet that darcy is standing behind oliver trying to get teddy to laugh. this includes, but is not limited to: silly faces, mocking oliver, and mooning.

4. when the faust house was more than just ashes on a sidewalk, darcy and teddy shared a conjoined bathroom. it wasn’t uncommon for darcy to slink through the bathroom in the middle of the night and slip in bed beside teddy– who typically begrudgingly agreed, after darcy’s whined excuse of i had a bad dream.

honesty hour! || tell me meme || darcy

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ x ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ x ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ x ] Kiss or hug you back                       [ x ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ x ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ x ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ x ] Cute          [ x ] Adorable          [ x ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [ x ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [ x ] Ally[ x ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [ x ] Rival[  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

honesty hour! || x || @wtcddy || darcy 

“Heroin.”  

honesty hour! || x || @wtcddy || eli

 “Besides the obvious…” 

the words feel stuck to the tip of his tongue, as though even if he tried to force them, they would hang limp, covered in saliva, meaningless and humiliating. and even if he did somehow overcome the lump in his throat, darcy knows that it won’t mean a goddamn thing to give a real i’m sorry to teddy. so instead, he does the next best thing: