Zoeystery!
Guess who got a new obsession guys...

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Zoeystery!
Guess who got a new obsession guys...

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I just found this in my email, of all places, and I had absolutely no recollection of this lol but enjoy
This is very much something that i wrote hastily, in the drafts of my email so things could be improved
James (red), Sirius (blue), Peter (yellow) and Remus (green) hide 10,000 small rubber ducks around the castle (2500 ducks per person).
As they leave Hogwarts, they give McGonagall a duck shaped note saying, We left a few ducks around the castle and the grounds, try to find them all!!
Minnie decides to enlist the school to help when school starts up again, and there's a contest organized.
Rules:
- A duck is a house point
- A duck of your house colour (red- gryffindor, green- slytherin, yellow- hufflepuff, blue- ravenclaw) is two points
- Magic is not allowed to acquire the ducks (i.e. you can't just accio all the ducks)
- The house that collects the most ducks by the end of year feast gets an extra 50 points.
- Students and staff alike have to give the ducks to Professor Vector (as the only one in the damn school who does any sort of math) for counting and they may keep 1 (one) each and all others must be given back to Professor McGonagall.
Filch only narrowly avoids going mad.
At first, the easiest ones are spotted by everyone, and the older students leave them for the younger ones to find, but by mid January, the stream of ducks has slowed, and now there's only about 1 duck every week being found.
Students start to wonder how many there are, and McGonagall checks the note they gave her.
Like the map, it has personalized messages, and now the note says, "Good job everyone! You have found 5005 ducks, only 4995 to go!"
By the end of the school year, the school has found 9045 ducks, 955 ducks are still missing.
Over the following years, ducks keep popping up in odd places, but the students stop looking for them, so McGonagall ends the contest.
There are still 335 missing ducks.
By the time Harry's in school, the number is down to 28. Without realizing it, Harry manages to find 4 ducks in his first year, or more accurately he helps McGonagall find them: 1 in the tree he flies over when he chases down Neville's rememberall (and after all, who else could have seen the yellow duck in the tree other than Minnie? The older students who know how to fly properly practice on the Quidditch pitch, and the younger ones, who are learning to fly either never go up high enough or they're simply trying to hold on to their brooms. Harry flew after Draco, and as McG looked out the window towards him, it was only natural that she spotted the vivid yellow of one of Peter's ducks.), 1 from Firenze (who recognizes James in Harry. Remus had given him a duck and asked him to keep it until one of the marauders or their children comes back to get it. Harry doesn't say anything about the ducks-- as he knows literally nothing about them-- and Firenze sends his green duck to McGonagall with a note: "with love from Remus Lupin, kept by Firenze until a marauder or their descendant showed up to get it back'), 1 swallowed by Fluffy way back when (that Minnie finds when she's setting up her chess game, and which is only recognizable from its vivid blue sheen that identifies it as Sirius's) and 1 red one that is found with the stone in Harry's pocket after the whole Oh-no-Dark-Lord-on-the-back-of-my-teacher's-head thing.
[over the following years, Harry gets into so much trouble that he ends up finding almost all of them] [feel free to suggest where more or less 4 ducks per year were found!!]
In year 7, when they skip school to go camping, there is only one left.
McGonagall is wondering where on earth it could be, until Harry dies and relives.
Harry is carried over in Hagrid's arms, and Minnie is shocked (obviously) and starts scanning Harry to see if he's ok or really dead, and she sees for the first time that on his glasses, where a screw should be, is a miniature red duck.
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Filch develops a fear of ducks.
@drawprongsfootbadly !
The trans and ace (check his wrist) flags are mostly just as a fuck you to jkr honestly
I've seen a lot of "Haha Baby's the oldest and still got stuck with the maknae job"
What about the others hmm?
Give me aromantic Romance. I want asexual Abby (if the creators could have gotten away with it his name would 100% be Sexy). And oversharer Mystery who can't be mysterious to save his life.
...
I now have a vision of Jinu looking at them and naming them based on what he knows about them.
Jinu: Oh wow nice abs sexy. Hey that's your name now.
Future abby, nervously: what is?
Jinu: Sexy!
Future romance: i thought we were trying to blend in a little at least.
Jinu: You're right... I could kiss you for that Romance.
Romance: what'd you call me?
Jinu: Romance! It's perfect right! and you can be uhhh Ab...by. Yeah, Abby!
Abby: My name's Abby now? Why does Romance get a cool name and not me?
Future baby: guys stop fighting I want a name too.
Jinu: Uhhh you're cute like a baby and humans like babies.
Future baby: uh oh.
Jinu: Oh I know! You're Baby now.
Baby: I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
Jinu: Aww, baby's first words.
Abby: ...Ok maybe Abby isn't that bad. What about him?
Jinu: Oh I know nothing about him.
Romance, muttering bitterly: In that case why not call him Mystery?
Jinu: OH that's perfect thanks Kissy.
Romance: Oh I am staying with Romance don't ever call me kissy again.
Mystery: ...How do you know nothing about me we've known each other for 254 years.
I'm typing out some notes I had for various scenarios, so enjoy!
As usual with me, click on the "see more" at your own risk.
11 year old currently platonic Drarry, good parents Lucius and Narcissa; Lucius is pissed at Dumbledore

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Everyone else I'll draw more or less canon compliantly (Abby may end up with top surgery scars) but Romance is getting a bew hairstyle because what is this
I get that it's supposed to give him a heart shaped face but there are so many other ways of doing that
Example: I mashed together two references I found on Pinterest in 2 seconds by typing "heart hair"
Give him a middle part and with how pointy his face is, he's already a walking heart. Add some little heart buns and we get the idea that he's into hearts. And since he canonically has the longest out-of-his-face-hair out of the boys, why not give him little braids!
And to mix it up a bit, it's pretty easy to make a heart shape on the back of your head, all you need is two braids, some rubber bands and probably some bobby pins
It's 1 am and these the best pics I could find, ignore the text, but that's apparently from the concept art, that already looks so much better than whatever the heck his final hairstyle is
Remus Lupin, aka
Wolfson Wolfy, son of Wolf Wolfy, bitten by the Wolfe of a grey back, is the boy who was tragically turned into a werewolf to everyone's shock and surprise
Hehehehe i can work on a cosplay with this hat
It was entirely unplanned but there's an old witch's hat in my grandparents basement
Crucially, a stiff-enough-to-stand-up-but-soft-enough-to-bend-the-tip-down hat
And I happen to have put a chain on my glasses ✨ for the aesthetic ✨