So in fics and porn, the one compliment that goes straight to a man's (both) head(s) is about his d**k, more like the sh*ft, the gardening tool, the sword, etc. Shit like "Oh my god, you're huge!' to 'God, how would you fuckin fit?' to calling it 'monster c*ck' (loud rooster noises) and so on is exactly what is needed to be said to inflate a guy's already massive ego but what about his poor b*lls?
How would they compliment his b*lls? his fuckin n*tsack? scr*tum? take your pick. so if d**ks are gonna be liked big, will b*lls be liked heavy?
Is it gonna be 'god, your b*lls are so fuckin heavy i feel like a bulldozer trampled my legs/waist/face, etc' and 'so heavy! what do you carry in them, hunk?' and then will he respond with something like a devilish glint and a smartass comment of 'my swimmers, baby' and go ape-shit, psychopathic serial-killer-ish and yell 'gonna knock you up so good' or 'gonna fuck a baby in you' or 'gonna fill you with my cum and you'll thank me like the whore you are'? like how'd that shit go?
(ignore me, i lose my shit sometimes just like i did right now but please consider my reasoning 😅😅)
P.S. had to censor because tumblr be fuckin hellsite but i guess y'all got my meaning 🤣🤣
P.P.S Its Peanut season here! PEANUTS! PEE-NUTS!! (sorry)
