#czeri

According to this quote the gay papers voted James Hunt No. 1 dream boy for years. Niki tries to embarrass him by this, but it doesn’t work.

"You've won another award." Niki says casually and James looks up from where he is trying to teach the budgies to do some kind of trick with a smile on his face.

"Is it the best boyfriend of the year award?" He asks, and Niki snorts

"Not likely, what with the fact you're currently paying more attention to the budgies than me."

"Aw Niki, you know you'll always come second best to my babies." James teases, standing up to kiss Niki's cheek.

"Stop slobbering over me, you big oaf." Niki complains, before James kisses his mouth and shuts him up.

"You like me slobbering over you."

"No I don't." Niki says, kissing him again. "Hate you."

"Me too." James slides a hand down Niki's back to cup his arse before Niki smirks and pushes him away. "So tell me what fabulous award I've won, if it isn't the most fantastic lover of the year."

"The gay papers have voted you No.1 dream boy of the year." Niki says, "Which obviously, if they actually lived with you, would re vote very quickly."

James laughs, "You love living with me Niki, you get fucked practically everyday."

"And I spend the other half of my day running after you and the budgies, and the rats, and the dogs, trying to stop all of you getting into trouble." Niki pauses and then looks to where the budgies are on the floor. "Your budgie is eating the throw pillow James."

"Never liked that throw pillow much." James mumbles into Niki's shoulder. "Wasn't it a present from your mother?"

"Actually, I think it was yours." Niki recollects, tilting his head so James can kiss his neck, "And I'm not clearing up the stuffing when your budgie tears the pillow apart, Mr Gay Icon."

"Later." James says, "After I've proved I'm the best gay icon ever."

Niki sighs. "You better clear up after the budgies afterwards."

James used to knit at school, badly. What if he knitted something awful for Niki?

"What the fuck is that?" Niki asks James as he throws what looks like a knitted blanket on the table.

"It's a jumper." James says and looks at him hopefully. "It's for you."

"For me?" He leans forward and picks it up, holding it out against him. It's a weird maroon colour with green stitching. It also has a large grey shape in the middle that Niki realises after staring at it for a while, that it's supposed to be a rat.

"I learnt to knit at school," James explains, "So I decided to make you something."

"Oh." Niki looks at it again. "Thank you."

"You're welcome. Go on then, put it on."

Niki sighs and pulls it over his head and is surprised that it fits him quite well. "I look like a bad Christmas advert."

"You look lovely." James tells him and kisses him. "But it would look better on my bedroom floor."

That picture of James with a popsicle is just begging for a story…

In case my previous prompt was eaten by Tumblr, could you write a story with Niki enjoying/obsessing over James’ fabulous hair?

Ah yes, hair kinks, my favourite prompts!

James has perfect hair. Niki would never tell him this because James is the most narcissistic person in the world, but James' hair is lovely. It's blonde and half the time greasy and unwashed, but Niki gets a thrill running his hands through it.

James sits in front of him on the sofa and tilts his head up against Niki's chest. "Touch my hair," He begs, "I love you."

Niki sighs, but he doesn't mean it, and strokes his fingers up James' neck and into his scalp. He massages James' head for a few minutes, drawing circles and swirls with his nails and James shivers gratefully.

"Fuck," James whispers, "Fuck Niki, that's good."

"Thank you." Niki smiles and then moves down to the back of James' neck where James is the most sensitive and gently tugs on his hair.

James groans obscenely and Niki rubs circles into his shoulders. "You're very tense."

"It's living with you that makes me tense." James says, but then Niki works out a knot in his back and stops talking.

Niki goes back up to James' hair and pulls it back slowly so that James' head is tilted up for a kiss.

"You're so good to me." James says and Niki kisses his nose