This is just another shot I can’t take seriously. Phil looks like an adult man trying to imitate a baby for some weird sketch on a TV show. His face is so soft and young…and then his body is just so….okay, there is no point commenting on anything aside from the diaper, and the accident being sprayed across him. That is what this shot looks like, and that is why it is at the top of this list.

Kanani doesn’t even look like herself in this shot, and not just because of the fake ears. For some reason her hair looks like a bad wig, and her face just has a mousy quality to her. Her features seem enlarged, and just off when proportioned on her face. It was at this point I sort of gave up hope of ever getting that stunning shot from Kanani, as it is clear she didn’t know how to work her look.

This shot looks like it would be find for an ad for a new reality TV show about the lives of those in trailer parks; not a fashionable spin on a trailer park. Renee especially looks incredibly cheap, and unflattering in those clothes. Cory again looks alright, but is dragged down by having a partner cheapening his appearance. It seems Cory really got the short end of the partnered portion of the show: Chlea, Renee and Nina were all in my bottom 2 the week he was partnered with them.

This was not a great week, hence 3/5 of my least favourite photos coming from it. Kanani just got lost in the paint, and has tensed up in her body. I think the dark green was an awkward colour, the darker ones just didn’t pop quite as well as orange or yellow. Still, that is no excuse. She probably would have lacked just as much presence, as it seemed to be a recurring theme for her.

To be honest, if I was Jiana I feel like this would be my reaction to having a bucket of paint thrown at me too. Sadly for her, she is a model, so should probably learn how to control her emotions. Jiana looks caught off guard, so I can understand throwing her in the bottom 2. Still, eliminating her for this shot over Phil, whose photo will be coming up a bit later on this list, was just ridiculous. Then her not being the comeback is just even worse. So unfairly treated.

This suffers from all the same problems as Kanani’s shot, but adds in a heap load of awful modelling. Phil looks laughable here; I honestly just break down when I see him popping off the hip there. Phil had a lot of bad shots this cycle, but this was one of the lowest points.

This shot isn’t just on here because of Kanani’s subpar performance. It is mainly down to a combination of that, and the atrocious lighting makes this look like some cheap photo booth at some fair. The background looks fake, and the fruit on her hair looks like something out of a costume shop. I don’t know why there was such a massive discrepancy between the shots this week. You would think they’d try a little harder to hide such major spoilers.

Cory and Nina were probably the least typically sexy male and female on the cast, so no surprise the shot with both of them falls flat. Cory’s performance is alright, not great but not really worthy of this list, but paired with Nina’s worst performance is falls on this list. Nina just looks so out of it in this shot, to the point the situation reads as more an uncomfortable situation. Plaster some phrase like “Just because she didn’t say no, doesn’t make it a yes” on it and it would look like a sexual abuse ad. For a photoshoot themed on sexual domination that is an awkward end result.