CX questions and what they really mean
"If I prove that X is Y, do I win the round?"
"I'm going to say that X is Y in the next speech."
"So what's the impact?"
"Excuse me. I didn't hear 'nuke war' anywhere in the case."
"What's your framework?"
"I'm going to kill you if you don't run util. OHMAIGAWDITSNOTUTIL. You fucking Kant."
"Why is justice a better value than morality?"
"I am going to waste my time on unimportant things. And so are you."
"How do you define X?"
"I am going to waste my time on unimportant things. And so are you."
"What ground does that give me as (aff/neg)?"
"The order is going to be: T (AC/NC) (NC/AC)."
"What are your voters?"
"I need you to simplify your arguments so that I can make simple rebuttals to them."
"Why must we vote on theory?"
"ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouwhytheorywhytheorywhytheorywhytheorystahpfuckyou"
"Does the neg have the burden to prove the opposite side of the resolution true?"
"Skep so hard motherfuckas gonna find me"
