#cwtrpcontest

“I can’t believe you’re making me grade midterms on Walpurgisnacht.”

“Forgive me the grave injustice of making you mark the papers of all seven of your students. How awful of me to try and keep you in a job instead of letting you traipse around the woods looking for witches partying with the devil.”

Lena MacPherson: Character Tropes

Nature Lover

Forgiven, but Not Forgotten

I Am Not My (Mother)

A Degree in Useless

Smart People Know Latin

Good Is Not Soft

Forgets To Eat

Horrible Judge Of Character

Lena MacPherson: A Playlist

raise hell//brandi carlile

“you have a mind to keep me quiet, and although you can try, better men have hit their knees and bigger men have died”

shut up + dance//walk the moon

“don’t you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me. i said ‘you’re holding back’, she said ‘shut up and dance with me’”

hallelujah//panic! at the disco

“all you sinners, stand up, sing hallelujah. show praise with your bodies, stand up sing hallelujah.”

summer highland falls//billy joel

“they say that these are not the best of times, but they’re the only times i’ve ever known”

fourfiveseconds// rihanna, kanye west, paul mccartney

Rita Peabody. 20. Student/Raging Conspiracy Theorist/Hacktivist. Human.

back up please hold the goddamn phone rita is here to show you guys THE TRUTH

richard “ringo” langly of the lone gunmen, pretty much

only, u no, qt

no jk ringo was v cute

(also please for the love of god let’s get frohike & byers up in here)

punk-rock princess

vehement nerd

wears band t-shirts every single day

definite virgin

but she definitely pretends this is not a thing/issue and for the most part, for her life, it isn’t. except that, you know, she’s twenty and in college and everyone is always banging around her all the time and she is just trying to be on the internet until she decides to stumble into class late tbh.

very much a video game nerd; will come after you hard if you don’t hold your own on DOTA

grew up on a literal family farm where they grew locally-sold produce and raised cows and chickens and she never went to the grocery store because they had everything they needed at home

rita was very much...not an outdoors kid, so the farming life never really suited her

she was much happier to just swim around on the internet for a billion years, which is where she got very much SUPER interested in conspiracy theories

probably started with classic “9/11 is an inside job/new american century” stuff and moved on from there into basically being paranoid about everything a person in a position of authority ever says

got the hell off the farm as soon as she was able to and came to school at magnolia exclusively because of the paranormal rumors surrounding it

currently undeclared (even though everyone has let her know, rita, you had better figure this shit out already) because she’s mostly just on a college campus to try and wake people up to “the truth”

publishes an anonymous newsletter detailing conspiracy theory developments

co-runs a pirate radio show covering similar topics with two like-minded students, FROHIKE & BYERS MAKE THEM FOR GOD’S SAKE)

smokes a fair amount

kind of socially awkward, kind of rough around the edges, but she’s p cool