SO, brain said todoroki working the night shift at a cvs during the summer or something and I think this has already been done, actually (but i donāt remember it so iām not plagiarizing).
But the absolute chaos that could string from this whole thing. Heās probably a cashier.
First off, he would be so done with this thing.
Like the weirdos who come into gas stations at 3 am are the people he has to deal with
So we have one sleep deprived todo and like 30 sketchy customers with issues
āno maāam, the coupon isnāt valid. in fact itās been expired since 2008ā³
āno sir, i can only scan one coupon per purchase, per customerā
He probably has so many of those interactions that he does, in fact, take multiple coupons at once and expired extra bucks.
Although, when its much to late for our icyhot boy, he probably messes with people on purpose just because heās bored and too delusional to act like a sane person.
*scans card*Ā āit wonāt go throughāĀ āoh well try againāĀ ā*scans card and it goes through* it wonāt go throughā
*scanning a pill bottle*Ā āyou know, I heard the yakuza was using this as a front for their quirk enhancers, didnāt end well though. Turned people into giant mosquitoes. You should have seen it. Couldnāt eave my house for a month.ā
Someone: *grabbing a container of ice cream*
Todo: i heard there was a lawsuit against them. something about smuggling drugs through that exact flavor. Hid it in the caramel chunks.ā
If he has to suffer so do they
He also gossips with the older women.
Todoroki is the kind of guy to probably actively flirt with the manager or boss or something to get on their good side or just to get a 50 cent raise
Upgrade: he cannot flirt that well. itās probably confusing with mixed in Spanish words (?) but the manager finds his efforts cute and somehow flattering.
He definetly bumps into a poorly disguised dabi at some point at 4 am buying cheap hair dye
Todoroki: *eye contact*
Dabi: *nervous eye contact*
Todoroki: ...
Dabi: ...
Todoroki: thatāll be 10 dollars
Dabi: but it says 6
Todoroki: its 10 dollars
*staring continues*
Dabi, who doesnāt want to make a scene: FiNe *digging around in his pocket*
The manager doesnāt tell him that they hired a new night shift shelve stalker so when he hears rustling and footsteps, he just assumes its a big rat or smth
No not a big rat
A human??
Oh uraraka
At first its kind of awkward (especially because todo got so tired of the noise he came at her with a broom and lysol; it did not end well) so they just kind of acknowledge the fact that they know each by staring at each other for minutes at a time, even when heās checking someone out
They finally decide to talk to each other and its only chaos from there.
They race each other in baskets through the isles and replace labels on shampoo bottles
They probably sniff the perfume behind the counter and rate the smells (once todoroki stole a sample), doing bad french accents and huffing them like they were wine (that didnāt end well though because they both needed sinus medicine afterwards)
Todoroki, doing a bad french accent: ah yes, stronk, woodsy, cheap...
Uraraka: mm-hm, airy and floral, just like the fabreeze I keep in my room
Todo: this one is, yes, yes... balsomic... vinegar that is. what is this?
Uraraka: mm, bubbly and familiar. ah right, like non-toxic scented glue.
Todo: this one is-- *coughing* the worst. I do not recommend this scent, Uraraka.
They were once caught by a someone and todo gave him a dollar to keep his mouth shut
Uraraka and todoroki end up bonding or whatever in the form of pranks and chaos and end up growing closer than they thought they would
They look forward to seeing each other
What iām trying to say here is this is romance
Todochako fam
Like right now theyāre in between dating and best friends (whatever you wanna call that. Will and Grace, maybe?)
Mitsuki goes on a late night run one night and probably recognizes him as katsukiās classmate and surprised to see him working as cashier likeĀ ādont your daddy got money??ā
āyes maāam but i despise himā
She probably goes on a rant abt katsuki and work and he just nods along and throws in a few comments about his job or whatever
āyou know, you seem like a nice boy, todoroki-kun. I wouldnāt mind if you dated my sonā.
āno offense, mrs. bakugou, but i would punch him.ā
They become fast friends
She invites him over sometimes, at some point meets uraraka and loves her also
unfortunatly i have no more to write because i canāt think of anything else but this was fun actually :D I think this is a really fun idea so i might (or if someone else wants to) write a fic about this but idk bc iām what the kids callĀ āunmotivated most daysā so use what you want with these.
(also, iāve never worked at a cvs before so idk if this is accurate)
edit: i was lowkey brain dead from working on a computer all day when i wrote most of this so honestly i have no clue whats going rereading it so i apologize for the literal weirdness and parts that make no sense so i make edit it later :\
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That cvs AU was so good I was so upset when it ended
Aww, I'm sorry Anon! Ā I am glad that you liked it though :)
To be honest, I'm kind of surprised at the (overwhelmingly positive) response to this piece, given that I banged it out in about half an hour between stupid people phone calls at work. Ā M!hawke/Anders isn't something I write very often. Ā Or ever, actually. Ā I don't think I've ever written this pairing (I could be wrong, I'm having an old lady moment and I can't remember, but I'm 95% sure). Ā But I've gotten a couple of requests to continue it so maybe I'll give that a try? Ā To those of you who sent prompt suggestions for this AU, most of you submitted on anon so I can't message you back, but just know I'm keeping everything in my prompts file and will definitely consider it. Ā
