#cvrobinson

"oh god" she whispers under her breath when she sees him coming. she should have expected it, really, the way he takes her into his arms, lifts her up and hugs her tightly. it was caleb after all. "caleb!" she’s laughing while she’s hitting his arm, ordering for him to put her down, "caleb, thank you so much, love you long time, but there are people here, you’re going to hit one of them!"

"liliana celeste tremaine!" rarely does she use full names but she couldnt figure any other way to express her distinct disbelief. "you and i are going to complete one round on this jumping castle and then you are in so much trouble. you can’t have this here? i’ll be forced to give you detention… unless you’ve spoken to the principal. nonetheless this is an obvious rule breaker! i’m pretty sure… i’m hysterical, seriously guys, what is this?!"

"here, i’ll sing something else to get that out of your head" with a smirk, she looks the other square in the eyes, before breaking out into an acoustic rendition of a song she knows will annoy him: "nice legs, daisy ducks, makes a man go woot, woot!"

in what universe did you think this was okay? [ ! though she knows it an obvious joke, caleb was never this crude with her, she was not someone he acted like this around, she wanted to use it as an excuse to bully him. she raises her fist, punching him on the shoulder ] hows that for a ten? 

"mr. robinson!" everything in her body was pushing her to raise a hand and slap him for his behaviour but then she realises that this was caleb. who, regardless of what her husband says, is normally a nice boy. this was either a joke or a dare or maybe both? either way, she laughs into her palm, shaking her head at him; "can you go annoy someone else? before i send you to the principal for lewd behaviour"

"God damn you, Caleb Robinson" With a sigh of resignation, he slumps back into his seat. He takes one more good look at the student and laughs incredulously. "More like he blessed you with nothing but an uncanny ability to make a mess of my labs. While we're on the topic: Nico came to welcome me earlier. It was rather suspicious. Started talking about the science bros again. I've got my eye on you two." 

raising a hand to her forehead, she pushes down on a point hoping that it would assist the ache in her mind. unfortuatnely for her a student strides up, boggling on about how her husband said he needed jesus. she takes one look at him, recognises him as part of that horrible group bash calls ‘the science bros’ and sighs. “mr. robinson i have half a mind to give you detention just so you can find your chill. how does that sound?” 

He had fallen into a light nap as he was revising astronomical physics for tomorrow’s class when suddenly he feels something slam his table. Waking up in a confused daze, his panic arrives in the form of Caleb Robinson declaring something urgent. Sebastian quickly stands from his seat, “What is it? is Frankie okay? Is the school okay? Caleb what—” until he hears the rest and he just wants to cop the other in the face. “Are you serious right now? You need Jesus, Caleb”