#cutielemon

What was your… last drink: coffee, two sugars last phone call: parents last text message: "Ahaha aww. I baked twice this week.” (to a coworker who left the company and texted saying she missed my baking) last song you listened to: "You and I” by Seth MacFarlane. (yeah last night i was trying to reconcile this uber classy-sounding lovely baritone voice with like. his sense of humor. talk about cognitive dissonance o.o) last time you cried: last night. i cry ALL the time. i’m always crying. i’m crying right now. (no the last bit’s a lie)

have you ever… dated someone twice: no been cheated on: no kissed someone and regretted it: yes lost someone special: um. kinda. they’re not special to me anymore but they were. been depressed: not in the clinical way. i’ve been sad. been drunk and thrown up: no list three favourite colours: blue, purple, red. why is this in the “have you ever” section.

in the last year have you… made a new friend: sure fallen out of love: no laughed until you cried: yes met someone who changed you: yes. specifically professionally, and definitely for the better. found out who your true friends are: i have no friends found out someone who was talking about you: no kissed anyone on your fb friends list: oh dear god idek who’s on my fb friends list anymore. i haven’t been on there in forever. but no, not in the last year.

general… how many people on your fb friends do you know in real life: uh, all of them? i don’t think i friended anyone i hadn’t met before. do you have any pets: no :( do you want to change your name: pfft no. what did you do for your last birthday: nothing what time did you wake up today: 10am. i flew into a panic bc i for some reason thought it was monday morning what were you doing at midnight last night: please refer to the cognitive dissonance statement above about mr macfarlane. i think i listened to too many songs trying to find something i wouldn’t like. name something you cannot wait for: there are too many things. the next episode of hannibal. the next season of house of cards. or of bbc sherlock. also, i cannot wait for my boss to hire some new people bc we’re so fucked right now. we have literally two workers, a manager, and a VP in our department. we are a department of four extremely overworked sons of bitches. last time you saw your mother: june 21 bc i flew home to take a family photo with my grandparents who were in the country. they’re usually in china, so. what are you listening to right now: nothing have you ever talked to a person named tom: so random. uhhhh yes. one of our VPs is named tom. what’s getting on your nerves right now: nothing? i like to think i’m pretty chill. blood type: O? nickname: uhh relationship status: single zodiac sign: aquarius pronouns: She/her favourite tv show: how dare you ask me that. the nerve. (but if i must, at this very moment, Hannibal. zero hesitation) tattoos: none right or left: right

first surgery: none, unless getting a wisdom tooth removed counts. they had all come in, but one of them was a bit slanted and i kept cutting my tongue on it, so i had it removed. the dentist said they actually had to shave off some of the bone on my jaw, but that i shouldn’t worry about it bc it would grow back. o.o first piercing: ears. first best friend: third grade. i stayed pretty close to her for a long time, but we’re not in contact anymore. i’m horrible at staying in contact with people. first sport you joined: swimming first vacation: i have no clue first pair of trainers: see the response above

right now… eating: nothing drinking: the aforementioned coffee (aw shit nevermind i’m out) i’m about to: write or study, hopefully. listening to: nothing waiting for: nothing want kids: sure get married: sure career: actuary

which is better… lips or eyes: eyes, by a mile. hugs or kisses: hugs shorter or taller: taller older or younger: indifferent romantic or spontaneous: romantic. i’m ridiculously sentimental. (but idk someone a little spontaneous would probably be good? but i’m by nature extremely non-spontaneous. everything has to be planned out. so idk, i’d get thrown off by spontaneity but it’d probably be good for me to have at least some spontaneity in my life) nice stomach or nice arms: oh god both? i suppose i’m v much into arms. thick arms with the veins visible down the forearm i love that. sensitive or loud: probably loud? it would balance out how goddamn quiet i am. i can be pretty boisterous on the internet but in person i’m like a mouse hook up or relationship: relationship (as an aside, how on earth is “hook up” defined? i swear every time i talk to someone different i learn a new definition of it. same goes for like. dating. i thought dating was girlfriend/boyfriend but apparently it isn’t? actually don’t answer that. my takeaway is, fuck labels. if you’re with someone, you’re with someone. if you’re not, you’re not.) trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant. i’m a rule-follower and i’m generally not that fond of rule-breakers.

have you ever… kissed a stranger: no drank hard liquor: yes. it was disgusting. sex on the first date: ahahaha. just combine this with the above. (EDITED: no. forgot to replace bananna’s answer with mine, whoops.)

broke someone’s heart: i doubt it had your own heart broken: it certainly felt like it at the time. seems super childish in retrospect. (i mean i didn’t throw a hissy fit or anything but i was so internally melodramatic about it. don’t think it manifested in any outwardly visible way though, thank god) been arrested: no cried when someone died: i cried for my grandmother. i didn’t know her very well and i’d only met her like three times, and she had alzheimer’s so i never actually spoke with her bc she rarely spoke and when she did speak, it was in the local dialect and not mandarin, so i couldn’t understand her. also i think she never actually knew who i was. but! we were here in the US when we heard the news, and i just remember my mom coming into the room after being on the phone for a while, and she told us our grandmother was dead, and then she started crying, and my sister and i immediately went to hug her and started crying too. i literally had never seen my mother cry before. and i haven’t seen her cry since. fallen for a friend: aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. hahaha. ha. hop three answers up.