When I Know Sales’ Custom Execution Idea Is Dumb But Don’t Feel Like Being The Bad Guy
So I Make The Rep Ask Dev And Then Act Surprised With The Result:

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When I Know Sales’ Custom Execution Idea Is Dumb But Don’t Feel Like Being The Bad Guy
So I Make The Rep Ask Dev And Then Act Surprised With The Result:

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When You Work For Two Months On A Custom Execution And After A Successful Launch The Rep Emails Thanking The Account Manager, Dev, & “Everyone Else”
I'm Like:
I Show My Boss And He's Just Like:
The Rest Of Adops Is Like:
When I Get Assigned To Work On A Custom Execution And Instead Of An Explanation Of The Project I'm Expected To Read A 50+ Email Chain
Expectation:
Reality:
(h/t to Foolio)
Just When You Think You've Tested A Big-Deal Custom Execution In Every Way Possible
IE 8 Is Like:
When A Perpetually Late Client Demands A Custom Execution So I Say "We'll do it this once but we need 3 weeks lead time or it won't launch"
When Sales Tells Me This Client Will Never Make That Deadline I'm Like:
When It Ends Up Launching Late And Everyone Freaks Out, I Tell My Boss:

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