#cursed wof

heard kinkajou is getting her own book

#1- we know that cattle farming exists in Wof as in book one, Clay’s mother tells him that he was sold for two cows, for the purpose to have them multiple and create a larger food supply. So the practice of having livestock for food isn’t unheard of but the idea of milk is another.

This means someone had to have done one of two things. Figure out how cows produce milk, find a way to obtain milk, figure out the methods of cheeses making, then find a market that was interested in buying such a food product. Or, saw scavengers milk cattle, take the pre existing cow and attempt to learn pre existing knowledge that the scavengers already had and do it on a much larger scale. Both are kinda bonkers.

#2- dragons would have some sort of knowledge about The active cultures present within cheese. So salt baths and dry aging are things. However since we know that it at least exists in the sky kingdom (because Peril knows what it is) I assume they would have goat cheese because goats would be better suited for the mountain environment. So maybe it’s more like ancient forms of Greek cheese like feda, being something that was discovered on accident but revers engineered afterwards.

#3- after some digging I found that reptiles are unable to digest lactose, being that they are not adapted to it like mammals. So if they can’t eat it, why can dragons? This could mean that after a long while of consuming dairy, they adapted a stronger gut to digest it. Now to get back to the topic of feda cheese, you may say “well since feda cheese is the most realistic form of cheese to exist in both the sky kingdom and Wof in general, then they wouldn’t actually be consuming lactose because there is none in feda”. To that I say WRONG!! It is in feda but I’m just a smaller amount!! Knowing this it’s not hard to come to a few conclusions and

Cheese is only consumed by higher class individuals and is seen as a luxury item

Cheese is only common in SkyWing culture and they adapted to eat it

All dragons have the ability to eat lactose or at least those who have access to dairy producing livestock

Tui just thought cheese sounded funny and didn’t really think about it because it was a throw away line in one book

In conclusion…… the most reasonable explanation was that a long time ago in the sky kingdom, a dragon saw a scavenger getting milk from a goat. That dragon took the goat and started making milk part of SkyWing diets, but only for Royals and nobles due to the novelty. Sooner or later feda is created on accident by transporting milk in animal stomachs and dragons considered this pretty great. Cheese becomes a standard practice for sky wings and probably some surrounding kingdoms, however they focused more on the livestock aspect as it was a more simple job. That leaves us to book 8 where Peril references cheese as she would have probably stumbled across it at a sky wing party.

"- What do you think happened to them ?

- They seem to be... Asleep. Maybe a plague ? Or toxic smoke, something like that ?

- Maybe. We'll never know, I suppose."

Okay whenever I listen to a songs I like my mind will automatically chime whatever WoF character fits it best. Either a canon character, my original character, or someone from my WoF AU. So Imma record ALL of my grand ideas on here 😌

1. You can’t hide-Strongwings and Fierceteeth watching out for Sunny the night she steals the Obsidion Mirror.

2. Dead but not buried-Orca’s statue chasing Tsunami and also because it’s an inanimate object created to kill dragonets I REALLY wanna use Orca for a crossover

3. It’s in my blood-Winter mad at his dead dad

4. I got no time-Fathom and Indigo hiding from Albatross while he goes insane :)

5. Fetch-Deathbringer bragging about fetching his dead targets as an assassin

6. No more-My OC Polar be breaking the system in the arena

7. Die in a fire-Sora literally tries to explode Icicle with fire of course she wants Icicle to die in a fire

8. Into the pit-Battlewinner be chilling in a pit of lava and Starflight thinks the Nightwings are sus

9. The ultimate fright-Wasp mind controlling the Hivewings and creeping out the Silkwings

10. Get away-Blue getting away from said Hivewings

11. The puppet song-Clay being the supportive bean he is

12. Withered-Flame complaining about his face

13. We’re not coming back-Wren and Sky running off on their own and not going back to their families

14. Dance to forget-Foeslayer the MOTHERLY FIGURE being tortured in “UNDERGROUND” ice cave and being frozen by stabbing her COLD CHEST

15. Labyrinth-Smolder dealing with his sisters and trying to live a happy life then it all goes down and he can finally spite them

16. Lullaby dies-Albatross singing Fathom a lullaby like a nice grandpa but the lullaby dies and he tries to kill him

17. Don’t forget-Leafwings be angry at Hivewings for killing them off and killing their home and now they angry and want revenge

18. Run run-Either Palm or my OC Dusk, both of them like to run away from people

19. Break cycle-The DoD and Jade Winglet shall break the cycles of wars between tribes

20. Afton family-I think the royal Seawing family is screwed up, but the royal ICEWING family is even more screwed

21. Disconnected-Webs was bEtRAyEd by the talons of peace

22. Cycle-Io and Swordtail bout to break their cycle they fell victim to. Great song too 😆

23. Nightmare by design-Hailstorm and Pyrite having identity issues

24. Dream your dream-Whiteout will dream her dream because her life is messed up and it SHOULDN’Tbe she be a precious bean 😭

25. Save me-Coral rushing down to save her children and mourning over Orca

26. To be beautiful-Scarlet manipulating Icicle and saying how beautiful she was before her face was melted off lol

27. Break my mind-Dude Gill got some mental

28. Look at me now-Look at Darkstalker he be trapped inside Peacemaker now :O

29. Join us for a bite-Fatespaker trying to be friendly to Starflight but everyone else is NOT HELPING-!!

30. Stay calm-Turtle trying not to have a heart attack the length of his life

31. Don’t come crying-Anemone acting like she’s all that

32. Left behind- Chameleon was left behind by the Rainwings. I mean come on. The song screamed Chameleon to me.

33. I can’t fix you-Icicle being all that to Winter’s face and she be disappointed in him

34. Phantoms in the night-In my AU Chameleon’s forms are individual “spirits” like in this song

35. Count the Ways-If all the WoF deaths had some sort of puppet master behind it all, it would be Crescent from my AU trying to kill off Chameleon because he’s still alive

36. It’s been so long-Kestrel mourning over her post children. Mostly her son who she supposedly killed.

37. Springtrap finale-Hawthorn has been punished for his actions stuck in a cramped space away from others for a long time. He knows a lot of things and is kinda insane. Plus he’s green.

38. Crawling-For some reason Ennard reminds me of Arctic. Cause Arctic had to rip out his own guts just like the Funtimes-if there was an in the flesh song I’d put it as Arctic-😭