#cursed console

Neither Yakuza or Persona are coming to the Switch which is just like, fucking hilarious 

okay im like half asleep so this is going to sound like nonsense but when i was a kid (like 10 tops) i had this little console that connected to my tv like a Nintendo 64, only it had a single game on it and it was like...a really bland slice of life high school dating simulator. and i used to play it all the time and laugh because all the boys in it were ugly but anyways i'm convinced it must've been a cryptid of some sort because i can't find anything about it no matter how hard i search. i can't imagine many people owning it it was literally just that single game and it was so boring but i want to remember the name of it so bad