Robin having trouble explain Alice to what tinder is.
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It had been Aliceās idea to leave the comfort of her small hut that afternoon. After years stuck in the tower, even the thought of spending time indoors when it wasnāt called for, didnāt sound one bit appealing to her. So, she managed to drag the extremely tired and cranky archer out of bed and the two set off on an adventure. While on her latest trip to Wonderland, Alice had heard talk of the local Rabbit burrows, being trampled on and destroyed, so the blonde had decided that she would call by all the local ones, just to check in and to get a cuddle from her little furry friends. Robin had been content in just watching her love play with the little rabbits, having always felt a small twinge of fear for the bouncing creatures. Feeling content that all her little furry friends were safe, Alice began to enjoy the misty walk she had led them on, her hand never leaving Robinās as they trekked through the mud in a peaceful, blissful silenceā¦until Robin ended up covered in mud from head to toe.
āThat is the last time we go rabbit burrow hunting after a storm! I have mud, where mud shouldnāt be!ā Robin muttered as they entered the blonde womanās house, her cloak was weighing heavy on her shoulders as it held all the extra weight from the now dried in mud attached.
āWell, I think that has more to do with you trying and failing to tackle me,ā Alice spoke in a sing-song tone, as she hung her own, clean cloak, upon its peg. Watching closely as the archer began to shed her clothes, leaving her in only her underwear and a pale green tank top.
āI was just trying to get one of theseā¦ā Robin purred as she snaked her arms around the blonde girlās frame, digging her fingers into her curves as she drew her in closer. Resting her forehead on the blondeās, the archer stared attentivity into Aliceās baby blue eyes, before leaning in to brush their lips together over and over, adding more pressure with each brush, until the blonde couldnāt take it anymore and slammed their lips together, bumping noses and biting lips as they did so.
āMmm, well you can have more of theseā¦after you have a bath because as much as I love you, you are a little stinky,ā Alice smirked as she pushed the brunette away from her, a pout spreading across the archerās face.
āAnd what are you going to be doing while Iām in the bath?ā Robin winked, as she wiggled her eyebrows at the blonde.
āNot joining you if thatās what you are getting at! We both know that my little tub isnāt big enough and Iām not living through that again!ā The blonde shivered at the memory of the last time Robin had convinced her to get in the tub with her. The archer claimed that it would be fun, but all it was a pain in the assā¦quite literally.
āNo funā¦ā The archer stuck her tongue out at the blonde, who simply repeated the gesture in return, causing them both to giggle slightly.
āWe can have plenty of fun laterā¦but now, bath time!ā Alice winked, before pointing towards the small bathroom.
āFineā¦ā Robin smirked before pulling off her pale green tank top and unclasping her bra, letting it fall to the ground.
āTeasing wonāt get you anywhere!ā Alice said breathlessly, as she licked her lips hungrily.
āIn my experience teasing gets me everywhere!ā Robin winked playfully before swaying into the bathroom.
While Robin relaxed into the bath, Alice made a point of tidying up the small hut. Carefully she scooped up the archerās dirty clothes, preparing to wash them when suddenly a small buzzing came from the archers pants pocket.
āRobin?ā Alice mumbled as she took the phone out of her loves pocket.
āYeah?ā Robin called out.
āYour magic box is lighting upā¦ā The blonde mumbled as she gently held the magic box in her hand, afraid that she might break it.
āBabe, weāve been over this. Itās not magicā¦and itās probably just game notifications. Just swipe the bar and hit 4689.ā The archer laughed, before relaxing back into the tub, letting the hot water wash over her body.
āThis thing just keeps getting more and more curious,ā Alice muttered to herself as she unlocked the smartphone. Startled as the screen lit up to reveal a small picture of her archer surrounded by a light red circle, before revealing the word āTinderā on the screen.
āRobinā¦ā Alice called out, confused about what she was seeing on the screen of Robinās magic box.
āI promise itās not magicā¦ā The brunette laughed.
āI know thatā¦now. I didnāt know you had such a love for trees.ā Alice smirked to herself, having misread the title, assuming that it was all about trees.
āTrees?ā Robin mumbled, having no idea what her blonde love was talking about.
āTimberā¦Oh! That doesnāt look like trees.ā Alice gasped as a pretty blonde appeared on the screen.
āShit! Alice love put the phone down!ā Robin called out, as the loud splashes of water followed.
āWoahā¦what is this thing?ā The blonde whispered to herself, as she clicked on the little heart button, making the picture of the pretty girl disappear and a new picture of a brunette take its place. After a few more clicks of the heart button, the blonde girl found herself bored with the other girls and set out to find what else the app had to offer. Clicking on the small person-shaped icon, the screen revealed a number of pictures of her brunette lover and a small paragraph of text.
āRobin Millsā¦Iām just your average eighteen-year-old, bored with life and looking for a certain honey to entertain meā¦sorry guys, but this is a girl only eventā¦Iāve got what some would call a magical touch (if you know what I mean), former Evil Mother, weird obsession with stealing so you better protect your hearts, ladies,,ā¦ā Alice read out loud, trying her best not to laugh at the words accompanied by a number of cute selfies.
āPlease stopā¦this is the most embarrassing thing Iāve ever had to experience.ā Robin quickly ran out, a towel gripped tightly around her body.
āWhat is this thing?ā Aliceās eyes lit up as she held the phone up to her love, displaying Robinās profile to the embarrassed brunette.
āItāsā¦itās a dating app from back in Storybrookeā¦but I havenāt even thought about it since I met you!ā Robin quickly grabbed the phone from her love, before hanging her head in embarrassment.
āThis is how you found a relationship back in your world?ā Alice mumbled, worried about if she was good enough for the archer that stood in front of her.
āWellā¦it wasnāt exactly used for finding relationshipsā¦itās more of a glorified hook-up app.ā The brunette muttered embarrassed by everything that was happening.
āHook-up?ā Alice scrunched up her face in confusion before it finally clicked with her. āOh! Youād push on these buttons and a girl would appear andā¦ā
āGod No! I mean there are probably girls whoā¦but I never! I never even answered any of the messages!ā The brunette was quick to speak, making it clear that she was not that type of girl.
āWhy not? Some of these girls are prettyā¦a lot of blondes.ā Alice joked though Robin could tell that the girl wasnāt happy.
āHonestly? Sure, some of them were cute, completely my type, but I never felt any kind of connection when I looked at their pictures or read their bioās.ā Robin smiled sweetly, as she leaned over to peck the girlās lips gently, as she cupped her cheek.
āWell, they obviously felt something for youā¦there are loads of people on here asking to meet upā¦ā Alice mumbled as she nudged her nose against the arches bare shoulder, placing a small peck on the now clean skin.
āWell, theyāre out of luck, because the only girl I want is right in front of me.ā The brunette smiled brightly, as she threaded her fingers through blondeās hair.
āReallyā¦how many times do I have to tell you that I love you with all my heart before you start to believe me?ā Robin refused to back down, keeping her eyes locked with the blondes.
āI do believe you and I feel exactly the same, my loveā¦but look at all these girls, Iām not half as pretty as some of themā¦sometimes I just worry that youāll decide to go back to your world and be with someone else, someone with a lot less baggage.ā A small tear trickled down her face, but it was quickly wiped away by the archerās lips, kissing sweet kisses all over the blondes face.
āI love you and all your baggageā¦and the fact that you go looking for rabbitās burrows just to check in, and those disgusting sandwiches you eatā¦and that little face you make wheā¦ā Robin spoke between kisses, pecking her lips, her cheek, her neck.
āI get itā¦I get it, you love me for me.ā Alice quickly cut her off, knowing exactly what was on the brunetteās mind.
āForever and always,ā Robin announced proudly. āAnd to prove it, Iām going to delete this godforsaken app, something I should have done a long time ago.ā The brunette quickly lifted the forgotten phone from the ground.
āNo, wait! I wouldnāt mind if you kept it for a little longerā¦I was having so much fun playing matchmaker!ā Alice quickly snatched the phone from her lover as she looked at all the girls the app had to offer.
āYou do realize that you are matching them with me? Your girlfriend?ā Robin asked in confusion as she moved to sit behind she love, wrapping her arms around the blondeās slender body as she placed small kisses along the freckled neck.
āYep! But I know that itās all just make-believe and that you arenāt going anywhere.ā Alice relaxed into her practically naked loverās arms, having only a thin towel covering her glorious body. āYou love me too much!ā
āThat I doā¦ā Robin purred as she gently released the small knot keeping the towel closed.
The two girls had just finished moving the last of their belongings into their new flat. It was two blocks away from Aliceās Father and right next to the archery range that Zelena had just bought for her daughter to run.
āWas that?ā Robinās eyes lit up as the tell-tale sound of a Tinder match bell rang through the apartment.
āNo!ā Alice let out a small squeak as the brunette raised an eyebrow at her love. In a flash, both of them were scrambling towards the table, where Aliceās phone lay.
āThat was! Oh my god, you made a Tinder for yourself!ā Robin shouted as she reached the phone first, unlocking it to check out the girlās Tinder profile.
āTechnically Tilly made a Tinderā¦ā Alice defended herself, even though she could tell that Robin was more amused than annoyed.
āYou really did like it all those years ago, huh?ā The brunette joked, as started swiping, checking out the local girls that have matched with Tilly.
āGive it backā¦Iām going to delete it!ā Alice demanded, having to stand on her tiptoes as Robin lifted the phone high into the air.
āNot a chance, itās my turn to play matchmaker nowā¦ā Robin teased, before running and jumping onto the couch, with the blonde following close behind. āOh, this one is so your type.ā Robin coed, fully engrossed in the phone.
āYeah, she is,ā Alice whispered as she stared lovingly at the woman she couldnāt wait to spend the rest of her life with.
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