#curious mail

Goodness Maria this is going to take a minute!!!!

Okay. Okay. Okay okay okay.

So theres sort of a widely known thing about the caramel/cocoa cloud macchiato. It has egg powder in it and it is good but there’s this weird taste to it. So I experimented and perfected the recipe so here we go Maria:

You are the Iced Caramel Cloud Macchiota mixed with vanilla bean powder instead of cloud powder and an extra shot of espresso.

(HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS VEGETARIAN FRIENDLY/WAY TASTIER VERSION TO EVERYONE and it’s SO SO good made with vanilla bean 😩)

Okay so Maria, every long term barista knows that the Iced caramel macchiato is the basic white girl drink all year round (for a good reason. It’s friggin delicious)

But the cloud macchiato is like.. taking it up a notch. It’s different in its texture and how it hits than any other espresso drink. It’s still delicious. And it still has that lovey sweet flavor with sometimes the bitter coffee coming afterwards.

But like. That’s you. You love a lot of basic things or classic things like Pride and prejudice or Cinderella or Taylor swift or Star Wars.

But your love and energy for those things is so DIFFERENT and taken up a notch!! And it’s FRIGGIN DELICIOUS to read your full blown takes on everything. Because I’ll never find a better take on something than yours. I’ll never see a more unique opinion than yours. It’s the most special thing on this hellsite.

Which is also why your version is made with vanilla bean powder because no one else has ever made that drink so I specifically know how special it is so I’m biased as hell and confident this drink is you.

After panicking now it’s taking me a while to think LOL.

Okay but really, you’re a:

Venti Caramel Brûlée with Chestnut Praline topping and caramel drizzle.

This drink is a holiday drink base but I decided you have chestnut praline topping instead because it’s the BEST holiday topping. Since you are someone who is so kind and friendly with so many fandoms that we can talk about, it reminds me of the comfort of a great familiar holiday drink!

Are you still doing the coffee ask game ☕️ ? Cause it sounds really cool !

HELLOOOOO CELESTE!!!! What a WEEK GIRL. Like that was the closest thing to being on acid without being on acid that has ever happened to me. Have you survived the whiplash?

I hope you’ve been good too friend!!

Okay. I think you are an apple pie Frappuccino!!

This is NOT a menu drink. They will not know what you are talking about. DO NOT ASK FOR AN APPLE PIE FRAPPUCINO. If you do go ask for one of the two:

A chai frappucino with half apple juice and half milk of your choice with cinnamon dolce topping.

OR (this is If you don’t like chai):

a creme based frappucino with half apple juice/half milk of your choosing + cinnamon dolce syrup with cinnamon dolce and nutmeg topping.

So celeste what I simply love about you is that you are this wonderful, sweet person who always brightens my day when we talk. You want the best for everyone and just want to share your common love for things with friends.

OOOOOO okay okay okay.

You are absolutely the Irish cream cold brew.

But with white mocha and chestnut praline topping (sorry I’m not giving everyone this topping I promise this is just literally how I order MY drinks and my barista taste is always on point lolol)

Listen. This drink is literally only around for a month. And it’s SO GOO (especially with those add ins 👀)

But I think you have a cold brew personality: strong, bold, yet refreshing. And yet you’re also special to me because someone like you doesn’t come around a lot, so of course you’re a limited drink!

Also chestnut praline topping?????? YALL SHOULD REALLY PUT IT ON ALL OF THE HOLIDAY DRINKS.

I feel so WEIRD!!! Because part of me is like.. is this album like folklore? Similar sounds???? Like is it really folklore part 2?

Or is she like.. doing MORE? Is she like “THIS ISNT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! Yet is IS!!”

Like that’s what I want to know.

I feel like it’s folklore part 2. So I’m already like in a “oh still folklore era/I’m as excited about the pond sessions.”

But I also don’t want to put her in a box?? Because if anyone could give off the same aesthetic but be like “THIS IS A SISTER ALBUM THAT IS ITS OWN” it’s Taylor.

I hope the rug is just ripped from underneath me. I hope these songs will compliment folklore but feel like it’s own album.

I’m excited!!! My wallet is not!!!!!!!

Hmmm. I don’t know what most people entails, but I do know that katara x aang makes me want to vomit. I was more anti aang x katara than I was interested in Zuko and Katara. I’d have rather the characters not be in the canon relationships because I just thought season 3 really wrecked the katara/aang narrative.

That’s okay!! I love when you can get to my ask games!

Okay so three things I’ve tho ugh hot about you:

1. You’re allowed to be wrong. And you’re allowed to be ranty. And you can do either or both while still being a really wonderful magnificent person.

2. Does Maria have a bunch of voice memos of her meta? Can I get them on audible? Please?