#curaila

Crowbar knocked on Meenah's apartment door. Crowbar NEVER knocked. Crowbar was a blatant asshole and always invaded her home when visiting. But this time, with one hand out of commission, he knocked. And it frustrated him so.

He stood outside of her apartment, in the dreary rain, looking like a miserable soaked cat, huddling his cast inside his jacket. He wore a dark grey suit when he went out now, as well as a matching cabbie hat instead of his scalene triangle that he usually wore.

I'm not sure if you're AWARE of how much time goes into making myself look presentable. Not all of us can have hair that is solidified by two decades of dried brine. I take CARE to look professional.

"So called" Betty Crocker??

Do you mean The Betty Crocker Company? It’s such a fantastic company, don’t you think? I mean, I know it’s a big company but I don’t know if I would call it a mongoloid corporation. That just sounds so negative. Actually, may I ask how you are familiar with the company? I didn’t think we held branches outside of Earth.

But yes, I am connected. She was my great great grandmother, and I’m the heiress to the company.

[pvt] youre dead bad wolf i stg