I'm imagining birb man q!Phil pushing his egg off a cliff bc he thinks it'll get chayanne to fly and then being told that these aren't baby birds and flying to the rescue.

I love Phil in this new sorryboys video because it's hard to tell if he's acting exasperated or he's genuinely like what kind of recording did I sign up for

i still always laugh how as a fandom during when ctechno was in the prison were like "omg cphil's gonna read that before 3 days there's no way!" and or like "oh when he reads it he's gonna nuke the prison does he have the missing nuke?" and like mr birb man heard 3 months and chilled out like nothing was up like help we really thought he'd put the fear of kristin into csam and cq and blow up the prison and he just didnt open the book

phil really here with the "i did not get a ticket :smile:" as if wilbur soot isnt going to pay back the infinite pizza pts/dono privledges by giving him a literal red carpet with a crown on phil and kristins head escorted by guards into the facility with a drinks ticket for 83k drinks and a winning lottery ticket and he can come back stage and snort cocaine and have all his cake and eat it too.