#cunty shitpost

I saw this in my irl bestie’s phone on insta and I was like “SEND IT TO ME”

What’s the weirdest, most out-of-pocket names you gave yo Pikmin in Pikmin Bloom?

And I’m talking about the weirdest, the most strangest names ever.

Here’s my collection of weird names I gave my Pikmin

I only picked the 10 weirdest cuz tumblr only allows 10 pics, and I didn’t include the vulgarly-named Pikmin, because I have a lot of Pikmin with really bad names.

I don’t know if the yellow pikmin counts as one, but I know the winged pikmin HAS a vulgar name, but who here is actually gonna translate it? Don’t ask about the rock pikmin that was new years and I was allowed the privilege of trying one shot of the forbidden juice.

I got to celebrate Valentine’s Day with my bf, BUT I WANNA DRAW VALENTINE’S DAY ART SO BADLY WHY CAN I NEVER DRAW ON THESE HOLIDAYS😭

Louie the slug was inside the pressure cooker I’m not eating that

Here’s the original pic I made it in 2 minutes