I've gotta get a haircut tomorrow. I just want to say "give me a Hitler Youth," but years of genocide and absolutely massive racism and general cuntism doesn't allow me to say that. Fuck you society. Those kids were just fashionable youths supporting a fascist (fascion?) and now it's harder to ask for the haircut I desire? It's so hard to describe something so simple. "Hilter Youth, I want a Hitler Youth." It's a win for both parties. But conveying the specifics of my hair requirements is just a massive hassle and it always results in "so, you do know that it's going to be very short on the side?" and then they make me feel ashamed of being a non-hair-cutty-person.  Plus I have to get up at, like, 10am.  (And yes I've decided that 'fascion' is a horrible/usable term. I'm keeping it.)