#cunt4cunt

betrayal

Stiles: I still hate you but OMFG YES MORE PLEASE HOLY SHIT

Isaac, for the record, thought Stiles and Derek deserved each other, though not in the way Laura intended. They were assholes, plain and simple. Watching them was like watching Jeremy Werner's vinegar and baking soda volcano splash him in the face in second grade. In a word, hilarious. He sat on the opposite side of the Hale lakehouse, listening through a baby monitor tuned up just enough to hear as the pair traded barbs, each more ruthless than the last. "Well maybe my friends wouldn't keep canceling on us if you weren't such a humorless husk." Isaac could hear Derek's sub-vocal growl through the receiver. "Why the fuck are you even still here? Don't you have a bone to dig up?" "It's my room too, asshole." "Yeah well it's not my fault Isaac hated your face so bad he refused to room with you." "Bullshit, he refused to room with you because you never shut the fuck up." Stiles snorted. "We both know Isaac likes me better than you. At least I-" The bickering continued as Erica came to join him, popcorn in hand. "They at it again?" She whispered. "Still." Isaac whispered back as he grabbed a handful. He winced as Derek landed a particularly vicious insult. "Do you think Laura regrets it yet?" Erica rolled her eyes. "It's Laura." Isaac paused. He was scared of Laura, sure, but he was more scared of their alpha and what she might say if she found out about their little matchmaking scheme. "Should we tell Talia?" Erica snorted. "Laura would literally eviscerate us. Besides, I think this is how they bond or something, and anyway, if Talia finds out, we'll blame it all on Laura." "You're not wrong," he whispered back as they settled in to listen to the rest of the show, "I just hope she doesn't find out."

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Diversity Win! These two dickheads are also homosexual lovers!

what a!!! bitchy thing to say!!!!