tom hiddleston fandom: HERE'S THE FUCKING RULES: RULE NUMBER 1. THE FIRST RULE OF TOM HIDDLESTON: DONT TALK ABOUT TOM HIDDLESTON. RULE NUMBER 2. DONT GET TOO CLOSE HE'S SCARED OF SMALL-STATURED SCREAMING WOMAN-GIRLS POLITELY ASKING FOR HUGS AND EHEHEHEHE 3. LET THE MAN BREATHE! HE'S OBVIOUSLY AFRAID AND STANDOFFISH IF HE POLITELY SNATCHES ALL OUR CAMERAS AWAY, TAKES THE PICTURES HIMSELF, SIGNS THE NEAREST OBJECT, AND WAITS AROUND TO START CONVERSATIONS AND SHOOT THE SHIT ABOUT THE WEATHER WITH US NORMIES. IN CONCLUSION: DONT YOU FUCKING TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING PICTURE WITH TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON, OK? IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS SMILE IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS HOTEL, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.