Carl Fruit Salad
My friend has a neighbor called Carl Frederik. When my parents met him, they kept forgetting his second name. They would literally call him Carl anything-but-Frederik (Carl Ferdinand, Carl Benjamin, Carl Marius etc.) Eventually, I started calling him Carl Fruit Salad to mock my parents, and later on, Kale Fruit Salad. Then I said to my friend “I think your neighbor just got Cumberbatched!” She lost it.















