Imagine: Being the only person in the world who can make Lloyd Hansen Smile.
Naturally, when you first met Lloyd Hansen, you wanted to kill him, Mainly because he kidnapped you thinking you had information- you didn’t you were at the wrong place wrong time and he’s Goons kidnapped the wrong person. Lloyd was about to torture you, he had all his toys out and was debating on what to use first. but the moment he saw you. he could see in your eyes you were terrified but you were trying to be Brave. as he sat down he knew he didn’t need to lay a finger on you, he would get the information out of you without much hassle.
It was after when he talked, Just talked No threats or pain. he asked and you answered- mainly because you were not involved at All. He was furious until you Snapped that you would Shoot him in the butt hole and see how far a Bullet goes up until it stops if he touched you.
he wasn’t expecting that boldness or bravery. when you threaten him he saw your timid terrified face change to furious and angry as he grinned. seeing how beautiful you were. he Personally returned you home and apologized for the mix-up. he did warn you that if she told the police he would have to come back and kill you. your replay was to Go Stuff a bullet in his butt. which only made him chuckle as you walked off.
For six months he would show up once in a while, try to Woo you, be Charming and shower you with gifts. you returned them all or just chucked them right into the garbage in front of him. It was entertaining to Lloyd until one day he gifted you a 13-cart diamond necklace. and you tossed it into the garbage can and walked off. he grabbed it and followed you and started to scream at you for being a Brat. His patience for you was getting tiring. but then you surprised him by stopping to get a fried mini donut. and got him a bag as you lead him to the Park to a bench where you confronted the handsome dangerous man.
“Stop Wooing me because I'm a challenge, Woo me because you can’t live without me!”
those words struck him to the core. he nodded his head, “you test my patience I don’t think you could handle a lifetime with me.” you reached over and looked at the jewelry box opening it seeing the Necklace as you grinned, “Next time Not something so Flashy. I'm more a simple girl.”
After that, you started Courting him. Apart from you figured One Wild Crazy night with this dangerous Man. the plan was an Incredible One Night with this man. A memory you were Sure would have forever and get you thru the night when your life became Dull and you remembered one Great night.
you expected Danger man to be Gone by the morning but you were surprised to hear him in the kitchen making breakfast for both of you. after that. you were never apart.
Moving in and marrying Lloyd you didn’t have a typical relationship he Didn’t go out of his way to hang out with your friends, and once you got serious with him you didn’t really bring him around. Not that you didn’t trust he wouldn’t kill them. but you would go weeks without seeing him due to his job and when you had him you didn’t want to share. with him gone all the time you found yourself threatening him if he ever cheated on you. which always made him smile. at first, he made sure someone was always watching you. he even got one of his men to Flirt with you to see how you would react but you paid him no attention and he was surprised to get a text soon after from you demanding you get home cause you missed him.
security on you was tight. Lloyd wouldn’t take any chances. he had security installed at the house, Plus when he wasn’t home he had a team watching you. at home and going about. Luckily you once married him. Quit the job you Hated and started writing you always wanted to be a writer. and Now that you were able to you took the chance. Lloyd LOVED the idea. And not just because it meant you were away from Praying eyes and danger most of the time. but because he knew how much you loved writing and he wanted you to be happy.
Today Lloyd was frustrated, getting a simple little trinket shouldn’t have been difficult, but the man was unwilling to give it up. Or Die. he was having A Shit Day. so when the’ phone rang he looked seeing your name he rubbed his face answering it. knowing you would Only call during the day if it was an emergency.
“Hey, sunshine,” Lloyd said trying too not sound grumpy. He knew it wasn't your fault he was surrounded by idiots. He was hoping to be home days ago. This mission was going far too long.
"Hey, hun.. ah you sitting down?"
You sighed heavily you dreaded calling Lloyd. You were expecting a huge fight. So you shifted in the lazy chair that Llyod sat In when he was home you rubbed your belly. The Prue fault went to your unborn baby.
"Well, I was hungry and I ended up. Setting the toaster on fire."
Lloyd slumped down onto a chair as he rubbed his face "how the He'll did you do that?!"
" Well, you know how this demon baby has been craving grill cheese sandwiches?"
"Yea? How? What does that have to do with the toaster?"
You sighed heavily as you spoke " well I was lazy. And It was late at night so I figured I could make it like a normal grilled cheese and cut down the time..."
Lloyd was dead quiet. The baby was giving you the worst case of Baby Brain. Several times you have gone out shopping in Pj's. Or in your slippers. YOU HAVE left the stove on several times and thankfully Lloyd was there to save the house. He sighed heavily rubbing his face " why didn't anyone make you one?"
"I forgot they were here... but they came in when the fire alarm went off and they dealt with it."
"Why the fuck didn't the fire alarm alert me?"
He pulled a tablet over to check his security camera to see the entire scene. You set the toaster on fire, you calmly call out for help then you grab your phone turning the alarms off
"I didn't want to worry you. They had it under control."
Lloyd sighed heavily squeezing his Nose, “why didn’t you think about Spillage?”
“Honestly. I forgot that was a possibility. but you’re going to Love the New Toaster!”
‘Not funny. how- How do you almost burn the house down and think I care about the toaster?”
“Well- Who got Me pregnant! my baby brain is completely your fault!”
Lloyd smiled hearing the reminder that you were pregnant as he spoke, ‘you both okay?”
“minus having the Biggest craving for A Chocholate Frosty.. with fries we are fine.”
he smiled and said okay as you spoke, “come home already I miss you,”
“Right back at ya, Sunshine”
