#cuilang x reader

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Cuilang’s body is unique and fascinating. He mostly views it as…something that exists. What exists is mostly not what was there in the very beginning. Due to this, he’s pretty detached from particularly liking any part of his body. Maybe you can show him the error of his ways?

He does take a stance when it comes to you. If you ask him, he’ll say that your entire body is a masterpiece, but he has a special reaction to your legs. They’re so strong and swift and they carry you just about everywhere in Azuma, and they look beautiful while doing all of that, AND you sometimes deign to wrap them around him. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Absolutely anything that injures you. No bleeding, no slapping, no choking. This is, put simply, not in his programming. Hurting someone he loves goes against the core of his being. He couldn’t do it even if that person wanted him to, or even if he wanted to, and he does not want to. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Cuilang’s robotic body means there are certain things he can’t do. Giving you oral, however, he can very much do. He is very good at it. He’s mastered the art of pleasing you with his mouth. At first he couldn’t comprehend why humans did this, since it can’t create offspring, which he understood to be the primary objective of intercourse. Cuilang is always open to learning from you, though, and he came to truly love the way you fall apart under his ministrations. You’ve granted him such a wonderful way of taking care of you. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Murasame:

- Violent, worshipping yandere. One of the more dangerous yanderes. 9/10 on the danger scale.

- Good luck on this one. He's easily the one that turns to violence most easily; he's already shown that he's willing to turn to dirty means to get what he wants and had to be dug out of it by force. It's doubtful that anyone will be able to dig him out of this one; even his goal to reestablish his family name comes nowhere close to how desperately he wants to make you his spouse.

- He sees you as his other half and loves you so completely that he can't stand the thought of you being hurt. Stalks Follows you around, careful not to be seen. Any competition is staked out; if they refuse to back off when he talks to them, they can't be found the next day. What happened to them is a mystery.

- Your chance of escape is higher than with others but he also has a higher chance of pursuing you wherever you go; he's not locked to one village or Azuma itself so he can search for you for years even if you do escape.

- That's only if you ever realize what he's doing. Murasame is not a stupid man and he doesn't act any different than normal around the villagers or you. He feels a small amount of guilt for what he does but he truly believes he's doing it for you.

- He was but a wandering swordsman but he was sure of one thing: he was born to be by your side, his fate to be your sword and your lover. That's why fate brought him here, to you. He's meant to be yours and you're meant to be his. He'd do anything for you.

Mauro:

- Dependant, delusional yandere. Probably the scariest for the fact that his yandere behavior is no different than his normal behavior. 5/10 on the danger scale.

- The only clue you might have is that he starts calling you nicknames before you start dating or he might slip up and talk about how he had someone he already worshipped.

- In his eyes, once he's completely gone, you were his newest treasure, someone he had to chase and admire. Only, unlike the physical treasures he leaves behind for others to claim, he has no desire to let go.

- He's sure you have to view him the same way. The way you smiled at him today after he gave you a gift- oh, he could just tell! You loved him just as much as he loved you, even if you didn't know it yet.

- Hina is the only one who might be able to see his love is a little more obsessive than normal but even she doesn't realize how deep it goes; she tells him to cool it a little and he's just a little more careful how he comes off. It wouldn't do to scare you!

- He follows you around. But this is canon behavior of his to start with, pushing himself into others adventures and conversations, so nobody thinks any different of him. He's not a violent person but if you choose someone else while he's around... suddenly, nobody can find you or him and his airship is gone. When you two come back a few days later, nobody knows what he did, but the two of you were dating and you had broken up with whoever you chose. Hina thinks it romantic, believing he had won you on a romantic trip. Oh, if only she knew...

Ikaruga:

- Manipulating, isolating yandere. Probably the most dangerous one out of all of them to be a yandere. 10/10 on the danger scale.

- As a mystic with deep connections, if he really gets into the act, escape from him becomes almost impossible.

- He's a great actor, too. Against the average person, nobody would ever know he has lying about what he's doing. He makes sure not to go anywhere near Hisui, however, whenever you're near; that old woman would give him away immediately.

- At least one of his Jingasa or Shikigami follow you around. More than likely, you'd never even know about it, not unless they show themselves to you willingly or someone like Hisui happens upon you while you're being followed.

- You likely wouldn't know he was a yandere until it was too late. He's a little clumsy around you but there's no other warning signs. By the time you realize that he's isolating you, it's too late.

- Is the one most likely to spirit you away, frightful that you'd leave him like his master. He would not hurt you physically; he loves you too much for that. You would, however, very quickly develop Stockholm syndrome and a dependency on him, that he'd make sure of. You only need him, don't you?

Cuilang:

- Harmless, obsessive yandere. The least dangerous kind of yandere. 1/10 on the danger scale.

- He doesn't understand half of his emotions enough to know he's a yandere. He won't speak on them, either, especially not to you, knowing the thoughts he's having aren't normal.

- Comes around your house a lot, always in your space, trying to find reasons to stick around.

- He hates it when you go to other people. People kind of chuckle it off when he tells them he'd rather be the one who helped you and to not to do that anymore.

- He comes off very innocent crush to most who know him, not knowing the deep obsession that lives in his mind at all hours. He has a doll of you and paintings of you tucked in his closet, probably steals borrows items from your home and puts them in there, too.

- He has no competition because everyone around him ensures he doesn't. Cuilang is loved and everyone wants the best for him. You'd end up with him, if only be peer pressure and being set up over and over until you stopped fighting it. The only one who might see it would be Yachiyo but even she won't say much; suspicions are only that and you both looked happy so what was the point of digging?

Subaru:

- This very much depends on whether he's the Earth Dancer or the Black Dragons Rider. Regardless, he's a monopolizing, dependant yandere. Earth Dancer!Subaru is 4/10 and Black Dragon!Subaru is 8/10.

- Earth Dancer!Subaru is the hero of the people; he holds the trust of the gods, the love of the people and the reputation of a man whose only ever done right. Even if you tried to ask for help, nobody would really believe you; they'd go to him first.

- He goes out of his way to spend time with you every day. He gets jealous easy and cuts in fast when he sees other people around you. He only wants you to look at him. He wants you to look up to him, to only want him.

- Not violent about it. He'll simply spend more and more time with you until you have no time to even think about anyone else. You can't make promises or form bonds with others when all your attention is on him.

- Black Dragon!Subaru is a different beast. His guilt and fear makes him so much more threatening. You become his light, the one he latches onto. Unlike with Kaguya, who he distances himself from, he digs his claws into you tight and refuses to let go.

- He doesn't think he deserves you. He worships you endlessly, grows dependant on your attention and care. Don't you get it? He needs you so you can't leave him. Gods know what he'll do if you do. Black Dragon!Subaru isn't above getting his hands dirty to make sure you're his alone. He's already a monster in his eyes and he can sink no lower.

Kai:

- Impulsive, strong-arming yandere. Honestly, he's the one you'd spot coming from a mile away; it's incredibly obvious. A solid 5/10 on the danger scale.

- He never really thinks about his actions, barreling into everything without finesse; his actions as a yandere are the exact same way, enacting them without thought.

- He isn't inherently about to become violent. However, he does have oni on the surface that are willing to be, even without any compensation. He'd never sic them on you. But anyone who becomes interested? That's a different story. It's the one of the few smart things that he might do as a yandere.

- Now if that fails, he's going right to his competition. They won't say what he said or did but suddenly, they're not going within ten feet of you. Kai is surprisingly terrifying when he tries to be but he won't dirty his own hands unless he absolutely has to.

- He's also surprising sensitive about rejection but he's just bull-headed enough to continue pursuing you even if you say no at first. Yachiyo tries to tell him to knock it off but even she can't stop him this time- you're worth more than anything she could threaten. The only outcome from that is that he stops being so aggressive around her; there are easier places to come onto you without being nagged.

- Eventually, when you finally agree, just like his first dating event, he's going everywhere and telling everyone that he was dating you but x10 loudness and aggression than normal. He finally has you and nobody else would take you from him.

Kurama:

- Manipulating, sadistic yandere. One of the worse ones you could have as a yandere, due to his strategic and cunning mind. 9/10 on the danger scale, only a point lower because he hesitates a lot.

- He has no particular signs of being a yandere besides being seen staring at you at lot more than is normal for him. Ironically, it comes off as him having a problem more than him having an obsession at first. Even more ironically, Kai is the only one who sees it as a crush and nobody believes him.

- Views winning you like a Go game. He sees all the stones clear, targeting the most necessary ones first. He's not cruel; he won't ruin your reputation but he will be carefully putting you into situations where you have to be near him rather than your friends and his competition.

- If you've seen his dating events, then you'd know he's a lot smoother than his sharp tongue shows normally. His sadistic side comes out more when he's yandere for you, saying the damnedest things to see how your face changes and flushes, enjoying the panic and confusion in those adorable eyes of yours.

- His experience with his own social isolation makes him very reluctant to go too far. He won't destroy your reputation or isolate you; his own trauma won't allow him to do so.

- Escape will almost never cross your mind because he's not cruel nor will you likely ever figure out what he's doing. He'll win you and you'll never know the difference between being played and doing it of your own free will.

Fubuki:

- Delusional, obsessive yandere. 3/10 on the danger scale, shooting up to a 7/10 if rejected.

- He has more signs than Kurama but less than Kai. Those closest to him, the gods, can tell that something is off about him when it comes to you but most of them think it's just a very intense crush for someone who never had one before.

- Thinks about you almost all the time, about 22/7. The other two hours is his work and even then, he's reminded of you when he sees certain things.

- Gifts. So many gifts. You're given at least one a day: a pretty stone, a icy flower, a fat thigh of meat, anything he finds that he thinks is beautiful or good and wants to share it. The highlight of his day is when you smile at him.

- He's planned your wedding the day he gained his obsession. He's already picked out his outfit, practiced what he'll say and how many kids he'll give you once your wed... spoiler, it's a lot. His twin left a mark but he's sure the family the two of you will have will be different- he'll make sure of it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 

Cuilang is adaptable. He is more than happy to take any position you’d like, but he does generally find that you riding him works out best for both of you. You’re the one with a sensitive, unpredictable human body, so it should be you setting the pace and controlling the encounter. He’s concerned about making an error in his rhythm or intensity and ruining the experience for you—or worse, hurting you. Yes, letting you do as you please up there makes much more sense. Plus, it grants this puppet master a beautiful, unobstructed view of you pulling his strings. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) 

In the beginning, Cuilang viewed sex as almost sort of an experiment. He was observing your reactions and testing out the most effective ways to reliably produce the ones that seemed best. However, Cuilang is becoming ever more human every day, and his approach to intimacy has developed, too. He can appreciate the finer points of the human sexual experience after months and years of learning about it with you. He's gentle by nature. He isn't pouring out an endless stream of sweet nothings, but you'll feel his love in all the little moments of tenderness and attentiveness.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) 

Owning, making, using, improving—Cuilang is the absolute master of inventions that exist to improve your pleasure. There is absolutely zero shame or inferiority going on here. In fact, he would prefer that toys be involved; he enjoys making them as well as applying them. Cuilang can create whatever you may desire. It brings him great satisfaction to know he made something that had you moaning in pure bliss and begging him to use it again.