Jan 31, 2021
Cuba: I have found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Iceland: Oh? What is it?
Cuba: If they dislike Seychelles, they’re evil.
Iceland, nodding: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.
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Cuba: I have found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Iceland: Oh? What is it?
Cuba: If they dislike Seychelles, they’re evil.
Iceland, nodding: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.
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CubaSey Aesthetic, with lyrics from “Lucky” by Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Caillat.
Canada: You know, the way you talk about Seychelles makes it sound like you’re in love with her.
Cuba: I’m not in love with Michelle. But when she got upset yesterday, I comforted her. As a friend.
Canada: I hope she’s doing okay now. [pause] Wait, what do you mean, comforted her?
Cuba, cagey: It’s nothing. I just gave her a hug.
Canada: Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!
Cuba: It’s also a sign of friendship.
Canada, teasingly: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson.
Cuba, defensively: It was a hug!
Canada: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Cuba, flustered: S-smell her hair? What if I did?
Canada: [rolls his eyes] Smelling someone’s hair doesn’t exactly scream platonic, Carlos.
Cuba: I was hugging Michelle as a friend. It’s not my fault her hair got in my face! She’s got a lot of it and it smells all uh…coconutty. [smiles goofily]
Canada: [raises his eyebrows skeptically]
Cuba: What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Seychelles! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
“Lucky” by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat is a CubaSey song, based on all the island imagery.
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