#csitransfer

     It was like watching a child try to stuff a star shaped peg into a toy box meant only for circles. The effort was there: gallant, robust vigor, with plenty of sincerity crammed harshly in hope it would somehow fit against reality. Unfortunately, reality cements no matter what clever trick could be worked or thought, it undeniably wouldn’t fit. And this odd girl didn’t seem to get the picture. No doubt it is hilariously entertaining, however now it’s pathetic and Lucifer was not about to allow himself to ride in one of those noisy siren vehicles which reeked of alcohol in all the wrong ways; once was enough of that social experiment.

                   “I don’t need it, I’ve already healed.” said Lucifer throwing her makeshift gauze elsewhere “Your mortal weapons are about as annoying as they come and so far the most annoying thing thus far I’ve experienced is one of those ambulances.”