I hope this email finds you well 💌 📧 Per our previous correspondence, I am writing to offer you the position of VP of Channel Development (yes, this is a thing, I am working off of a very convenient list of corporate position titles I discovered) in the Hollanov Weight Gain Department here at Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. You've also been following along on the CSH, Inc. journey since the beginning, and I think I said this already, but I am very glad that you were drawn out of kink blog retirement and made one of your own for this! We look forward to having you on the team. Please let us know by COB tomorrow if you plan to accept so that we can get your corner office ready for Monday. Also, please let us know your preferred celebratory dessert so we can make sure to have it available in the staff kitchen/break room.

Best,

Slut. F. Glut

CEO

Thank you for the kind offer - I'm thrilled to accept this position in the very exciting Hollanov Dept and ready to start developing so many channels. I couldn't think of a better organization to have my second kink career with.

As a devotee of fruit + chocolate, I would love to celebrate with a chocolate & raspberry mousse dome

I hope this email finds you well 📬📧 Thank you for your interest in working here at Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. We have absolutely taken notice of the great work you've been doing in your capacity as a part-time contractor in the recent week, and are impressed. Your ideas and enthusiasm are exactly what the CSH Chubby Ilya Department needs to really get it off the ground and gain even more traction.

There is clearly a demand for the product (Ilya weight gain) and there is no reason for CSH not to capitalize on this by supplying said product. The Fat Cat Ilya initiative is a perfect example, and the engagement metrics are indeed promising. Shareholders long for Ilya Rozanov/Overfed Sated But Still Formidable and Powerful Jungle Cat Comparisons. Lastly, your commitment to the "depressed comfort-eating Ilya" project is sure to help bolster our footing in the fat Ilya market sector, reach an even broader audience, and diversify our holdings, as you said in your application.

Therefore, I am pleased to offer you the position of VP of Creative Direction at the Chubby Ilya Department here at CSH, Inc. Please let me know by COB Monday EST if you would like to accept this offer so that we can prepare your corner office, and please inform me of your favorite celebratory dessert so we can have some ready to go in the staff kitchen.

Best,

Slut. F. Glut

CEO

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Dear Mr. Glut,

I’m happy to accept this generous offer and can begin working right away. You’ll find that I am a dedicated employee with zero work/life balance.

My favorite dessert is - although several people have called me childish for it - chocolate pudding. Especially with chocolate chips mixed in.

Best,