#cs trailers

So. I did a thing :>

After reading about these AMAZING AI text autocomplete/generators, I decided to try one of them on our favorite show. The result is... a whole lotta something.

This is a trailer script generated by AI. idk when it takes place in the timeline because it’s crazy djiowad

[AI Generated CS Trailer Script 1]

<SCENE: PAN TO VILE PRISON>

Carmen has a player on her banana. She glances at the guy in the corner with lipstick.

CARMEN (concerned) You see, I'm here because of an impossible robot.

MAELSTROM If robots are impossible, I would not exist in this world.

Maelstrom has Bellum on his knees. He rids his knees of Bellum.

CARMEN That is a fair point.

<SCENE: RED OPERATIVES HEADQUARTERS>

IVY We don't have Carmen. That is a problem we solve with violence. Bagel?

Shadowsan shakes his head in a condescending manner. He rejects the bagel.

SHADOWSAN (Is a bagel) I am a program getting to learn humor. That will be my life purpose. What else?

ZACK The reason Carmen is with computers is because of a lack of dad. So what do we need? Now we need a glazed dad.

SHADOWSAN Get ready for bagels.

<SCENE: ACME>

JULIA We have yet to discern a pattern between our husband and mother.

Chief sets her socks on the desk. Zari is socks and Chase does not approve.

CHASE I know the solution. The ghost is in VILE and red humans are coloring Canada. But why?

<CAMERA PANS TO OPERATIVE RED in boots in CANADA>

CHIEF (confused) Frogs are closer than you think.

<FLASH TO VILE PRISON>

Coach Brunt turns on a phone. Carmen does not like it.

COACH BRUNT The sheep will soon be a crocodile. It is possible when the donuts align.

CARMEN That will never happen. Please let me out the door.

COACH BRUNT The door is now water. I cannot open water; a fact I cherished from bagels.

Carmen sighs.

<SCENE: VILE PLANE>

TIGRESS Everyone jump out!

One thousand rabbits jump from the plane. One catches Le Chevre.

LE CHEVRE Rabbits cannot eat goats.

EL TOPO But there are exceptions.

Le Chevre is attacked by the rabbit. The other operatives raid red humans' headquarters.

IVY They cannot take the rabbits!

SHADOWSAN Carmen would have wanted the last bagel to disintegrate.

ZACK I promise.

<CAMERA OPENS TO VILE RABBITS>

ZACK I will do it for her.

<LAST SCENE>

JULIA I am the coffee. The coffee is me.

CHASE We are frogs.

Julia and Chase are frogs.

<FINE>

...yeah. apparently Carmen's captured by robots, Julia's coffee, Chase is a frog, Zari is socks and VILE operatives are now rabbits. Oh and also rabbits eat goats now.