Jun 1, 2025
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Industry secrets revealed!
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mental state goin' into 2026
also been a while since i made one of these
more rent lowering gunshots
IM GAY FOR A CRYPTOCOIN MASCOT☹️☹️ (falls to my knees and starts crying really hard)
Not a day goes by where I dont think about them fucking nasty. I wonder if they are still fucking, raw dawging it in the ruins of their fallen kingdom, a monument to their unrelenting greed.
Just a crypto degen and his crypto kitty.
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Here's what I had hoped the cryptoland scam would've been:
Lure a bunch of gullible cryptobros to a remote island in Fiji and give them just enough booze, food, and internet access to make them comfortable. Have total control over the helicopters and ferries going to and from the island.
Watch the Bros trading livestreams, listen to them talk, and note which coins they are investing in. Focus on the bros who couldn't afford satellite phones or other long range reliable communication devices.
Carefully pump the value of those coins so that the bros put more of their real money into them than anyone else.
Cause a disruption to all lines of communication with the outside world. The easiest way would be sabotaging the diesel generators that power the entire island. That will be the signal to a mainland partner or automated trader to sell off the coins that were pumped up earlier.
Hop on the last helicopter flight out, never restore power to the island, cancel all scheduled transports to the island, Disappear into international waters. Bros will be left stranded and ashamed. They'll have to trade whatever crap they brought with them to whatever boat crew passes by or rescue efforts by the Fijian government to leave the island.
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To be clear; I don’t support crypto currencies at all. CryptoLand however is an unhinged project I just need to periodically remind everyone existed.