#cryptofadventure

So. This is the kind of thing that Bowser did to instill fear into others, to terrorize them. This particular plot was meant to make her own boys beg for mercy at his feet?

"Gotta say... I'm not impressed. I was more terrified when my husband tried to replace the TV antenna on top of the apartment than I am now."

"...Daisy? Can I ask you something?" Luigi rubbed at the back of his neck, ruffling his hair. "Y-you'd tell me if you didn't want me around, right?"

Ok, terrorizing and slaughtering the public was one thing; and so was culling the amount of monsters that wander too close to base...

But this is just a grown ass APE that is SEVERAL times his size and weight. It feels like Ren just tumbled into a zoo enclosure like a lost, clumsy child---

Where is that music coming from???? That’s not their cool Yiga theme;;???

Maybe he should embroider his own uniform with a cool symbol like that...

“Uhhhhh....” Think Ren! You’re a genius!

“It was the other guy with the equally as cool mask that was shit talking.”

"Oh, is that all?" Grinning, he saunters up to the strange condom-suit fella and reaches out to curiously give the eye painting a swift FLICK.

Fur dancing along with the angry bass, he shifts a little from shoulder to shoulder thoughtfully, all while giving his guest a coy little smile. "So sorry to hear that!" Once he was done with his boggling, the large Kong sits back on his feet again to drive their size difference home. A massive hand sets itself comfortably on the ninja guy's shoulder. He leans in.

{୨୧} “UM-"

Wow how pecking rude! She went out of her way to get a new cool high tech alien doll and she just calls it ugly!

What was supposed to be a calming afternoon tea time turned into panic for both RIbbion and Adeleine. Out of nowhere, someone had fallen from the sky, thankfully she landed in a bed of flowers and that seem to soften the blow a bit.

Still, the two girls were panicking, wondering where she even came from and if she was okay.

{❤}”Hey! Hey! Are you okay! Wake up-"

Luigi threw a pillow right at his brother's face from across the room after he made a cheeky comment. The light was off at least, so nobody could see how red his face was. That was a plus.

“Mr. Kong, this is not a choice, you’re being summoned by the court.”

“Here are the papers. You’ll need to show up to court in 3 days. If not, your 15,000 banana payment will be sent to collections.”

"Wha-...!? The court can suck my di---"

Uh...what was all this? Scrabbling around tying to collect flying pieces of paper, he growls instead and then slaps the cloud away like flies. "15 what!? That's bullshit! You're banned from the Jungle Kingdom, nerd!"