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The Scarlet King doesn’t even know 999 exist. 

Jeser breaks random things (glass, books, wood, plates, houses etc) for no reason and blames other old gods for it.

The Hanged King wanted to learn how to paint but never did.

If Mekhane could drink coffee, they would like it.

Yaldabaoth hates candy. Especially chocolate.

Small Death takes care of the dogs in the afterlife.

If you were to ask what Great Death’s favortive animals are, he would say jellyfishies because they’re immortal.

All Death’s favortive flowers are  Aquilegias and purple flowers.

Moloch is awful at cooking and has burned down a hosue before.

Lord Goran has a collection of swords.

Sanna has never seen snow before.

I gladly will!

The Scarlet King doesn’t remember the names of all his kids and only really remembers 682.

Jeser annoys everyone in the Scarlet King’s court. But they can’t do anything about it.

Moloch gets beaten up almost all the time.

The Hanged King doesn’t understand and deosn’t know how to use modern technology like phones or radios.

Mekhane hates magnets.

Yaldabaoth bullies other gods for fun.

Small Death wants to own a dog, but can’t due to him being too busy.

Great Death has a sense of humor and is the only Brother who makes jokes.

All Death likes the moon.

Lord Goran in his free time likes to read books.

No, he does not. Hastur thinks of the Black Lord as a son. When he saw the Ambassdor attacking the Black Lord, he wanted to help and protect him. But couldn't because of his chains. Hastur is not aware that the Black Lord is on Earth and alive. And deeply regrets not helping him.

It's okay, I like writing about them!

None of them know how to cook.

It is pretty well known in the Scarlet King’s court that he has mood swings. So everyone is walking on eggshells while talking to him.

Jeser always seems to know exactly what to say to the Scarlet King, even if he is mad.

There are rumors in the court that Jeser had something to do with the  banishing of Lord Goran but it’s looked down upon to ever speak about it.

No one talks to the Hanged King besides Jeser and Moloch.

The Hanged King is feared by other old gods.

Jeser shapeshifts in order to trick mortals.

Against:

Mekhane 

Small Death 

Great Death 

All Death 

Nahash

Allied:

Jeser

The Hanged King

Yaldabaoth

Moloch

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Sure thing, always happy to talk about them.

Jeser is able to tempt and trick anyone foolish enough to fall for it.

Moloch hates bright colors.

And Moloch doesn't know how to count.

Hastur, before he was hanged, used to love writing in journals.

No one knows where the journals end up however.

If Jeser has pent up anger, he takes it out on the lower memebrs of the court. How he does this changes every time.

Sure thing! Be aware however, that some of this is from my own canon.

Lord Goran used to be apart of the Scarlet King’s amry and court. He joined forces with him during his rise to power. Lord Goran was a favorite of the Scarlet King since he always obeyed him. He never spoked and only only acted upon the Scarlet King's command. One day, however, Lord Goran  attempted to conquer a universe already subjugated by an Archon of Yaldabaoth. This enraged the Archon, who then battled and defeated Lord Goran in an hour. The Archon brought Goran by his horns to the Scarlet King, and demanded to know why he attempted to violate the Treaty of Thorns and Flesh (a pact that stated that universes conquered or targeted by Yaldabaoth or the Scarlet King are off-limits to each other). The Scarlet King apologized and explained that Goran acted alone. To make amends, he punished Lord Goran by banishing him to an unknown plane of existence. Imprisoning him for an unknown time until needed. Here’s the best article about him that explains a lot!

Nahash is the brother of Mekhane and the serpent that lives in the Wander’s Library. He’s the whole reason why the Serpent's Hand exists. He used to be the protector of the Tree of Knowledge along side with sibling Hakhama (aka Mekhane) who was the protector of the Tree of Life. Everything was nice until Nahash saw the Scarlet King rising out of the Abyss to consume creation from the east. He became frightened at how the Almighty could permit such a thing to exist so he decided to act out of line. He went to Eve first and told her to eat an apple from the Tree so she would be able to see the future. Eve did just that and became scared if the knowledge. She took the first humans out of the garden, to get away from the Scarlet King. Nahash became annoyed at this so he went to Cain for help. He warned Cain about the Scarlet King and taught him the most powerful magics and spells. This became a burden on Cain to the point at he murdered his brother, Abel. Nahash then saw the Scarlet King coming closing to the garden and, like a coward, fled to the Library leaving behind Mekhane. He now sliently lives in the Library.